Well done Pug me lad, tis a pleasure to be corrected by one who knows one’s stuff.;-)
Now that only leaves the bums and Boz-oooms, but I suppose they are not really round either when one comes to think about it, I think I’m losing me marbles, they were round but they’re not around anymore.
None of my business, but yes my friend it’s a shame to see a nation split right down the middle, I hope everything works out for the best for all in the long run, time tells all.
I was going to post another Irish one for Gummy, a real classic called “The Wedding of the Christmas Fairies” but I don’t want to put him in bad humour.
Speaking of which.
I have recently taken up the study of birds with some observations on wing powered flight, mans true destiny in the air, we still have a lot to learn from mother nature, and that’s where the real lasting answers lie.
Think of the benefits to our conservation efforts if man could just flap his arms, soar into the deep blue yonder and off he goes to reach his destination.
I believe a Dr. Albert Ross is conducting secret experiments high up in the Swiss Alps, he’s crossing Monkeys with Eagles as a first step, then the result of such a combination will be mated with a real man, even if the result is another male, Dr. Ross is a great believer in political correctness.
By the way, the good Doctor tells me that an egg resulting from a Monkey and an Eagle mating is called a Megg.
It is hoped that when the Megg hatches it will be a Monkey with wings, this in itself will be a ground breaking achievement, good on ya Dr. Albert.
Michael “The Bird” O’Leary has been pestering Dr. Ross for some time now, asking him to get the Monkeys to swallow and digest strips of canvas before the mating process so that the flying Monkeys would have their own built in baggage department, but Ross would not hear tell of it.
I will keep you informed of any more developments on this exciting project. Interesting times eh?;-)
Oh he heard of it alright Pug, but he’s one of those old fashioned scientists, stuck in his ways like, says he doesn’t believe “In all this new fangled crap”, his own words, he likes to do things the hard way.
I like to hear of people learning things, Jem. I have just signed up for a short course in Irish History - years 1912 to 1928 - being run by Trinity College, Dublin. Should be interesting.
heh Jem just asking like “have ya got any mags on this?” - if so could ya please wing me a copy as soon Megg hatches out - this could be a first for OFF - “the Megg fraud leaked by Mags?”
