heh SP - no need to be good around these parts honestly - right Pug?? Jem?? spittie? ;RJ?
If I can’t be good, then I have to be careful;-)
oh yes we do careful by sharing?
So long as the portions are equal 
haven’t you heard the old army joke about sharing?
NO.
spittie tell SP the old army joke about sharing??
Good Night Possums. xxxx
who’s the lucky one tonight toots??
Well,it ain’t you or I,gumbud…as per. [sigh]
Good Afternoon folks.
At last the rain has stopped, walking down the Avenues yesterday in the rain was so difficult, the wind from the previous days has blown all the conkers of the trees. I must take some pics.
conker alley heh - come on Pugs we can have a game of conkers - winner takes all!!
I wouldn’t worry about it Spitty, it’s only the people who decode their stuff and go on the dark hidden web they are interested in, can you imagine some poor unfortunate FBI chappie given the job of shifting through all the crap on here, don’t know how he’d feel about that but I would sooner hang meself.
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I must be good, I must be good
I am trying:mrgreen.
Good? be God missus your great!, keep up the splendid work your doing here, why the lads are practically saints by now, you’d want to see the conduct of the lot of them before you calmed them down.;-)
I beg your pardon Jem - I always thought this thread was crapless - well if that’s how you feel I will hand in my membership beer mat!
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calmed us down - where have you been for a few months - she’s got us fightin each other - just to get close to that chanelle!
OMG, how does Jem know about the DARK web???
I used to have two ferrets
Played with them each day
Put them down me trousers
They went a long long way
But ya know it is a myth
Well the ferret handlers say
As long as you have undies
They will not ferret you away
They do not nibble at ya conkers
Or pole dance ‘round ya pipe
Just stroke them on the outside
And they squeak and come out right
One day I got quite drowsy
Forgot they’d gone to play
And when I sat down sharply
My conkers dropped away
© gumbud who else - inspire by SP’s conkers!
ps: everyone has heard of the dark web but few have been there - only lapsed catholics?
Love the poem. I will go and take some pics. Of the conkers - What else?
Know nothing about it thankfully, this one is dark enough for me. But it’s only logical that all the IT wise weirdo’s in this world would have an alternative way of communicating ain’t it?