At infant school I learned nothing at all
I was in love with m teacher Miss blake
While others kicked round a boring old ball
I went out and bought in for her a nice cake
At junior school I played the fool
Cos it help me avoid school yard scrapes
I wouldn’t say that I learned nothing at all
I spent my time planning an escape
At Upper school someone had what I wanted
A beard and moustache, what more could I ask
Muscles , broad chest, hairy legs
But don’t think this a bromance
She had knickers not pants
And her name was Hermione Atherley.
Anyone in favour of a scribbles “Stress Test”?
Why not Spitty, I won’t be much use to you as I gave up stress completely when I hit 70, now the sky could fall in and I wouldn’t turn a hair.
Does a stress massage come with the test? I’d have to opt out of that, the thoughts of somebody rubbing greasy oil into my skin does not appeal to me, all sticky and wet, I ain’t no gear box. 
Got any baby powder?
Beautiful stuff Sweetie and RJ, little gems strung together like South Sea Pearls.
More Giraffes.
I had a Giraffe who had a long hard neck
He was a bit wild and didn’t give a feck
I entered him in a Steeplechase race
Hoping my name as a trainer, he wouldn’t disgrace.
He had Oats for his breakfast and finished the bag
So he ran very well and jumped like a Stag
Over the last he was joined by a grey Mare
My heart beat fast and I got quite a scare.
On the run in they were head to head
As they neared the post the grey mare led
But my fella stuck out his Gregory Peck
It was all over, the Giraffe won by a neck.
Oh well we all try.
Not much left in me tonight.
I can feel them coming. X
wots this a word feste?
Organic comes to mind.
Beer or rather wine fest tomorrow. 
I’m not ready for the compost heap yet.
I think.
Do you want a second opinion?
Don’t you start. You are having lust lessons tomorrow.
Sorry, no way, if Desks are involved, and Ink wells for that matter, or that odour, anyway lust just happens, IT carn’t be taught.
Good Night Possums. X
And then there were three.
I feel a huge responsibility.:surprised:
you haven’t hugged a responsibility in years? just sayin like
My reaction to Karma is;
it’s true that deeds balance out.
If you backstab a mate,
or cause damage by hate,
you’ll get it back in spades-so don’t pout.
Karma works at both ends of the scale,
it’s aware of the good things you do.
So when you show compassion
in a warm human fashion,
Karma will look after you.
Ah-now my giraffe is a little unusual,
she’s a dwarf giraffe I’m happy I bought;
she’s happy living on Puggy Island,
because all the trees here are quite short.
is that’s what you call your man member? - everyday - twice a day - three times a day wot??
story two from the outback series!
One such plane trip I made was a 3-4 hr flight [frequent stopping off flight] from out capital city to an outback town with its own small health services. After hopping about for a while we landed at the small airstrip. I fell out and stretched my legs looked around for the battery car and trolley to collect our luggage. Couldn’t see one, so marched off to the airport lounge to meet our contact, who would take us to the hospital where accommodation was located.
Where’s ya luggage the guy asked – oh I have to wait for it – no ya don’t he replied – the pilot is unloading it and you’ll need to go back and collect it! Talk about embarrassment on my part. The rest of the stay of three days went well. We got to visit a banana plantation compliment of another presenter – visited all three pubs in town including the ‘Aboriginal only’ one and even had time to drive out for a few hrs and found some rock paintings on a natural rock structure stretching half a mile and 100 ft high. We saw the mysterious art painting of an old sailing vessel!
we called in to collect another staff member as we drove further west to the coast for our next engagement. On her kitchen wall to our amazement pinned up was a full sized golden eagle. Where the feerrk did you get that we asked - found it dead on the road - some of them can’t get up in the air fast enough when the huge lorry trains come along and get hit. On another trip I’ll tell you about the doctor who operated on a smaller eagle!