Looks like RJ’s done a bunk, stage fright I suppose, same thing happened to me when I was at the Old Vic, old Vic never turned up.
Just saw an ad for pet insurance on TV, this woman took her dog to the vet because it had a worrying lump on it’s leg.
I took our mutt to the vet with the very same problem last week, the vet soothed it over with cream and told the lump not to be worrying anymore.
It is with considerable joy that this event has been recorded by the United Nations Security Council and Mr tRump has been accorded the honour of recognising this world shattering event with an accolade speech thanking Gumbud for his immense contribution to the Over50’s forum.
Hip Hip…
oh well then I’ll do it!
they started off a grizzly band
there was gummy; pugsie and Jems lit wand
and Spittie formed a hot rear guard with RJ’s bite worst than his bark!
Others came and others went
But the old school scribblers remained hell bent
The weathered all the barbs and arrows
As the slings of fortunes narrowed
And then a brave decision taken
The all male club became awakened
To the shrill of female titter
Ah cooked and sweetened Pie a’ glitter
And just at times our feet grew weary
She stepped in as our heaven sent fairy
Refreshed us with some life given elixir
Had us jumping ‘round like spring reared bears!
But it had started off as one mans dream
To thread a scribble through OFF unseen
And so as we doff the post 10,000
We say to Jem ‘get the guiness in – in thousands!’
[from the guys and gal at ‘Jem’s craic gone balmy’?]
What a shame, I was hoping RJ was going to make the 10,000th post on his anniversary 
Never mind, well done lads!
Gummy this calls for one of your GIFs.
I just woke up ! - haven’t had first coffee yet - you do one SP - I did the craic!
I’ll second that Ciderman, plastic hip, hip, hooray! 
I’m so tired. But you guys have bought me such joy. I have stuck with you, and I luvs ya all. I can say that Pugsy is rather busy, but sends his regards. Xxx
Thank you Mags.
I even stayed back tonight, missed me nightcap in the local waiting for RJ’s message of hope and encouragement, ah well maybe next time RJ.:-)
There was a young woman God bless her
Who threw her leg over the dresser
The dresser was high, got caught in her thigh
Now she is one leg the lesser.
(a sausage factory original from 2015)
LOL! I like that Jem!
Good Night Possums x
There was a young man from Argyle
Who oft wore a positively beguiling half smile
When his lip was a quiver the girls knew not to dither
They would either run or stay behind for a while?
There was a young girl from Dumfries
Who had terribley wobbly knees
When she was a courting for the boys she was sorting
She developed an uncontrollable sneeze
there was a young cuddly bear
sometimes a bit worn by the wear
but to us he’s our Pugsie, and can play boogie wugsie
and has been known to occasionally swear!
Good yawning
Teddy bears picnic day.x
I’m a bit disappointed today, now the 10,000th post has come and gone, a bit like 21st December 2012, no one wanted anything bad to happen, but the 22nd was a bit of an anti-climax.
They say the world is a stage, and each must play a part.
I wonder if we are being phased out.:shock:
life is like a Forum, judgment is required to know when to jump ship.
True, that rats go first:mrgreen:
Some walk the plank then become “Trawlers”.
Some just drink plonk:mrgreen:
Despair not, ye of little faith, the song is over but the melody lingers on.
