I have a long and proud history! I was captain of the 1978 Vidals Winery World Champion Drain Cleaners .
an ode to puggalugs and one of his favorite quotes and constant dilemmas in life:
“Out, out, brief candle! Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
I am told he usually practices this whilst standing full in view of a full length mirror clutching his wizzen broom?
Gawd I am drunk and in heaven.
gawd wish I could join you - you seem to be falling apart?
I narrowly failed n my attempt at World Chess Champion.
can you do one with the skirts a little shorter??
God CM when I gave you that pink top you were much slimmer? - nice to see ya grandpa still playing!
All I can see is is knees:mrgreen:
wot ya on ya knees? - quick someone the camera!
OK-seeing as it’s ‘poetry time’ on Les Scribbs;
this is a poem wot I rote some years ago.
It won 1st prize AND as a result,was published in a book of poetry.
“I’ll 'ave 'im!” he snarled
I said “Pardon? Have whom?”
“I’ll rip out 'is eyes!”
I said “Why?”
“Cos he forced me over and gimme The Digit!
So I’ll MASH 'im!”, he roared at the skies.
“AND he was smirking!”
he said through clenched teeth.
So I’ll stick one on 'im,the sod!
I’ll pull off 'is ear’oles and dance on 'is tongue!"
[I looked skyward and thought Oh,my,GOD]
“I’ll punch out ‘is lites an’ give 'im one up the frote!
I’ll use 'is eyeballs for my next game of pool!
No-one overtakes ME wiv a smirk on his moosh!”
[He then accelerated and started to drool]
We pulled alongside,
swapping insults and gestures,
flat out and vying for space;
But it was always like that,
He used to really let rip,
when Jesus drove
in a chariot race…
oh dear she’s gawn all saintly and pure - Pugs put it away - not needed tonight unfortunately - yes I know I’ve been teaching you the sulphur crested cock position but another night heh?
yawn yawn - yes pugsie very good first attempt - i bit less swearing and cursing next time perhaps - won first prize where?
oh…ta.
Since I retired I have become a part time plumbing inspector!
you have plumbing in NZ?
Yes and it all goes via a big pipe to the centre of Australia.
eerhh - ya could get permanent bans for that sort of talk! - ANZAC and all that - hands across the oceans but no one mentioned big pipes??
Nice “Shot” of your “Pan”!!!