One More Bottle.
Awake for Sweetie in the bowl of night
Has opened one more bottle of dry white,
And Lo! her skill has made
Another fruity cup for our delight!
To see this Siren lately rise,
And suffering is written in her eyes.
Carousing to the dawn this day,
Without encouragement of prize!
I sometimes think I’ve never been so drunk,
And noticed not the red rimmed eyes have sunk.
I’ve watched the coming of another day,
And slowly tottered to my bunk!
(apologies to nobody)
Wot a load of drivel
they drivel here they drivel there
there’s Bob; and Pug and Cider fair
they’re marching to each others tunes
oh dear poor SP has got the swoons!
she curtsied once ; she curtsied twice
oh dear the boys are in a fight
shall it be me or me or me?
that sweetie pie will sit on knee?
No she says; your all my ‘boys’
I play with you like little toys
Now I will put you all to bed
and read you 'Close your eyes and dream of ???"
What is going on?
I get up, you are all in bed
Wakey wakey rise and shine
I have visions of you in my head
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Scribbles changes every day
Get up now, I want to play.
Good Morning Possums
here’s a Feijoa for Sweetie Pie.
Thanks Ciderz.
Can I have a duckbilled platapus or whatever you have to spare.
and start the day with a bit of class!
jem she needs a pint of guiness to go with that I think?
Can’t do a duckbilled playpus. That’s Gumdrops. How about a Tautara?
Posh wine. X
That should be in my bar. X
Gummy don’t tell Jem that I don’t like Guinness. I have a pic of me pulling a face when trying it.
Omg I love lizards. Xxxxx
yes I understand they are nice fried?? - crispy skin!
I spelled it wrong! ‘Tuatara’. It doesn’t taste right if it’s spelled wrong!
it doesn’t smell nice if it’s cooked spelt?
What a lark this thread has become!
Spelling has gone down the pan of late.
Q
What do you call a cat , just after the pesky feline has swallowed a duck.
A
A duck filled fatty puss.
robert you are excelling - well done laddie - let ya lederhosens down a bit and kick up the tracers - Nice One RJ!
I’m sure the anthologists will appreciate your views!
Love it:lol:
Now you lot have me giggling.
Bless you, as I am feeling a little down today.
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robert you are excelling - well done laddie - let ya lederhosens down a bit and kick up the tracers - Nice One RJ!
I’m sure the anthologists will appreciate your views![/QUOTE
Capital buddy, thanks.
ANTHOLOGIST is a pub in Manchester/?
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[quote=“gumbud, post: 1489785”]
robert you are excelling - well done laddie - let ya lederhosens down a bit and kick up the tracers - Nice One RJ!
I’m sure the anthologists will appreciate your views!
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Capital buddy, thanks.
ANTHOLOGIST is a pub in Manchester/?[/QUOTE]
It is Young Robert.
http://tasteofmanchester.com/media/cache/71/05/7105ae8d51b4fbd91945f1e3af51ca59.jpg
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[quote=“gumbud, post: 1489785”]
robert you are excelling - well done laddie - let ya lederhosens down a bit and kick up the tracers - Nice One RJ!
I’m sure the anthologists will appreciate your views!
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Capital buddy, thanks.
ANTHOLOGIST is a pub in Manchester/?[/QUOTE]
oops sorry anthropologists - [and I’ll get you back for that !!] what is an anthologist pray - quick before smarty arse pugs comes along with his verbosity! - is there a pub [g] called verbosity - maybe we should have one here for the lads and a few wenches!!
heh that’s a good idea - SP can you arrange for d00d to do us a pic of a pub called ‘verbosity’ for scribbles??
