goodnight maryellen xx
Good Morning everyone
My quiz got lost yesterday.
I will re-post with answers.
Topic today?
Your favourite film?
My favourite film,you ask…hmmm…[sounds of thinking]…OH-I KNOW…
KODAK!
Cling.
Very clever cling film.![]()
If his luck wiv wimminz is on a par with mine-he’s lucky she didn’t steal his hat!
Be kind to everyone Pugsy, it’s a win win situation.![]()
Sweets;being kind,helping out,supporting,‘being there’…yes,one does those things without thought of self. Unfortunately,one was born containing this POXY mind,that 99.9999999% recurring,of all other people think is ‘funny’ to watch in action,or witness the results of. Ergo,an enforced solitude…a solitude enforced by them pesky humans.
pull yaself together lad - there’s worst than you on the planet - think about me?
Aww I think we all should set out to find our Pugsy Bear a nice lady. Now we need preferences.
no not preferences - references and fences too!! and what about forewarnings - and cyclone messages?
Oiy:mrgreen:
Does he prefer blondes?
Tall?
Leg man?
Where is he?
I need all the criteria.![]()
it doesn’t matter wot he prefers - it’s wot he gets that matters - I would suggest a brunette - one legged - with small boobs - boob di di boob di di boob di di boob - well three boobs - short cos he’s a short arse - yes plenty of legs that he can wrap around his ??? and keep 'im warm at night - OMG sounds just the girl I need??
…umm…actually,chaps & chappettes,one prefers guitars to they femmes.
See,the thing with a guitar is,it talks only when asked,says what one wants to hear,doesn’t argue when you shove it in a box…and the best bit-it’s legal to hold it by the neck! mwahahahahaaaa
[blimey-one may have just realised why one has a lack of female company…oops]
Gracious Pugsy.
I don’t know what to say.
I betcha do - you’re just too polite,Angelcake. [xxx]
I would like you to have a special lady my lovely.![]()
Trouble is, after 50, a potential partner would need a lot of space for baggage, this could be a problem if the Gentleman only has a Semi.
I am not giving up Spitty. He has an Island anyway.