…and that’s EXACTLY the reason he’s actually in a PUB,yet drinking lemonade,Jem. Because he sees on a daily basis,the amount of damage overdoing the intake can cause…from arrests to divorces,from losing the home to losing a kidney,from severe injury to being called a prat on tv/the papers as drunken deeds are publicised…and he has the will,the stamina AND the loving of his woman to steady him,to power him up during the ‘sweaty’ times…and as his appetite for life,proper food,making love…and laughing at jokes that aren’t about him steadily increases and returns,the boozed-up shenanigans of yesterday will become the food for stories that’ll hold audiences spellbound-and leave himself proud to be him. GOOD man,that he is.
oh,btw…I think you’ll find a fella from Kathmandu is called ‘Nepalese’,Jem. [hope that helps,auld mate]
OK if ya wanna play stupid games - what are people from Saskatchewan called - and NO getting your little dick tionary out Pugs!!
I love cats and dogs.
You have no choice when it rains.
Good Night Possums. X
goodnight sweetie pie - nice pug dreams for ya!!!
Good Night John Boy. X
goodnight maryellen - goodnight pugsie wugsie - he’s listenin at the keyhole!!
no pugsie wugsie ya can’t sleep with SP - you know she can’t handle all those equations you keep mumbling about in ya sleep??
WTF is the matter with you,y’prat?!?
STOP putting sugar on your breakfast cereal-it’s getting your mouth working,before your lonely little braincell can yawn it’s way out of bed!
Awww I like that Pugsy Bear.
I am fetching my story from my bar for Jem.
Well, it was SO hot last night, we decided to leave all the windows open in our bedroom. It has a large bay window at the front of the house, this would enable the cool sea breeze to cool us while we slept.
I was just drifting off when a moth fluttered on my arm! It then played on my mind. What if it laid eggs on my cotton sheet? What if they ate the sheet in the night? Would I awake in the morning and find just rags covering my body? I had to wake hubby to find this moth and get rid of it,
it might bring it’s moth friends!
So hubby got up and whopped it.
Ah, peace, at last, I lay down and all was tranquil.
This didn’t last!
Next, I get this - Scream of the red fox - YouTube
That started the little whippit off down below, waking them up. Then the dog next door started, someone let that outside. Gawd the whole avenue was - Who let the dogs out!!!
Now, the seagulls usually sleep at night, but, oh no that started them off!!!
It is so nice living where I live:confused:
hello pugsie - I do love the way you care about me and take care of me - what a such kind person you are pity about the limp and hunchback!!
…REALLY decent of you not to mention the drooling,gummy!
Luckily,this geezer what i know gave me two red pills ‘n’ two blue pills.
…problem being;I can’t remember what colour when-so I now have a massive stonk on-and you’re out of reach! Get back here-and wear the stockings,Toots!
now look pugs they told you what to do when you get a stonk on? - right - just treat it gently and hose it down until it turns limp and blue! - right? and what ever ya do don’t play with it cos it will turn you blind. and as much as I do love ya matty - there is no way I am gonna lead ya around with a bell clangin on ya dangle and callin out - arms for the pug!!
I’d rather be callin out “arms - pugs got no arms”!
DON’T pretend you don’t fancy moi…coz I still have ‘‘that’’ video!!!
omg - not the video - but wait a mo - that was on VHS wasn’t it - there is no machine around that will play that now is there??
and anyway - I was just - well you know - caressing your wots its name - the stonker that’s it and you were sort of gurgling - makin funny noises through ya throat - I thought you were gonna become an epileptic ?? that’s why I threw that bucket of cold water over you and it worked!!
Yebbut…here on Puggy Island,I actually DO still have a VHS cassette player! I really do-and the fillums I have of you in the ‘upward facing dog’ position,as the cucumber does it’s thang…PLUS that one of you chasing my prettiest goat around the island shouting “Come here babe-this is all for you!” with your strides off and your sweet little chipolata still with the ribbon on that you tied around it especially…well…the BBC have offered me a FORTUNE for those tapes!
I give up!