Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

spitfire · 13 July 2018 20:17

Dazzling things indeed , your dazzling days are well and truly over me lad, as me granny used to say “Com’er and I’ll dazzle yeh, yeh little brat”

Our chief of police was presented with the very latest in wristwatch technology at a function last week. This watch it top notch and very expensive, it can forecast the weather for you, tell you your blood pressure, has a micro Android system installed, tells you your heart rate, your pulse rate and even the crime rate.
At the function, he had a question and answer session and an eager young reporter stands up and says “I believe the crime rate in Dublin has risen 30% in the last 5 years, is that true?”
The chief looks at his timepiece and replies “No, not on my watch”
I hate that expression “Not on my watch” so full of macho self importance.

That was nearly as funny as when Pugsy went Potholing.

gumbud · 13 July 2018 21:16

looks like the last pothole Pugsy slid down has been his last??? - I can still hear the echos and it’s not a pretty sound I can tell you - I would go to his rescue if only I could find my potholing equipment - now where did I pug that lot too??

spitfire · 13 July 2018 21:18

Perhaps he is Cracking one off?

gumbud · 13 July 2018 21:20

OR even may have his leg over??

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 21:30

Pardon???

gumbud · 13 July 2018 21:38

you are yes - now this place needs a good sweeping and your just the lady we need - I believe you once boasted that they both hang low???

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 21:56

Not mine!!!
Do we need a mine sweep?

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:00

yes you just volunteered “min sweep” yes yes??? - get them out of off dearie - the singer hasn’t turned up! - were is that feckin Pugs??

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 22:04

Feckin??? He is composing formulii:mrgreen:

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:09

oeeer - he’d like that one - wot tasty pugsie morsel!! here pugsy here pugsy - formulas!!!

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 22:12

He would like that and explain in detail.
I wonder if he looks without posting???

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:13

ya got a point there - hey pugsies got a spy hole pugsies got a spy hole - come out where ever ya are - coming to get ya ready or not!! god that takes me back to when I was 79!!

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 22:18

WHAT??? How old are you???

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:21

a laddie never discusses HIS age - I still rise early each morn!!

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 22:24

I know that:lol:

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:25

and you’re STILL surprised!!! - why thank ya mam - you’re welcome sam!!

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 22:29

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:31

oooer - pugsie - sweetie says she luvs ya sweetie says she luvs ya - d’ya think ya showin enough to bring him back - he does like black - he’s got half of me black dresses!!

Sweetie_pie · 13 July 2018 22:35

You want a teeshirt???

gumbud · 13 July 2018 22:37

pugsy’s fecked a dinosaur ; - pugsey’s fecked a dinosaur!!!