No! A hazelnut in every bite.
You looked very closely then:mrgreen:
How is the building work coming along?
Brickwork up to about 75%, window and door (frame) in, nearly time to decide, flat or pitched roof.
Not flat! So many problems.
We will need pics soon - please:lol:
oh dear are they gettin into ya extension roof already spits??:shock:
Trust you to pick up on that.
someone gotta pick up the spits heh! 
Rather you than me Gummy
I’m only a little thing.
WOTCHA,TITCH!
Hey-today,I found out I’m having an affair!!!
No,seriously…I was at the garage and overheard this ‘fact’ being discussed at the counter.
They had no idea I was me-although I had a vague idea who I am-and were really going for it,with details,times,places…which is amazing as I’m on cctv at those times,at the uni. Hmm…
[besides which,I’m a scruffy,ugly sod-girlies prefer they Clooney lookalikes]
Oh, you are are you???
Better to be talked about than ignored:lol:
WRONG.
I have NO knowledge of this apparently full-on affair-I wasn’t invited as I was 46 miles away at the university,when I was apparently seen creeping around with my strides over my arm-or whatever you people who have affairs do. But you can bet your ar5e I’ll be RIGHT in the face of the fat tw#t that started this stuff…let’s see how tough he REALLY is.
Oiy you, laugh it off. No point in getting upset.
That is maybe what the person wants - Rise above this:lol:
My friend told me about his racing snail, I asked if it would have gone faster without its shell. No, he replied it would be more sluggish.
Snails are yuk!!!:shock:
https://i.imgur.com/2wOCjv5.gif
Slugs are faster, they carry less-cargo.
That could become awkward Pug, specially if herself is the suspicious type, there are some very spiteful folks about these days.
Of course when you reach my age all that poppycock gossip goes in one ear and out the other, an affair at seventy odd, who could be that stupid.:shock:
On a lighted note one or two malicious rumours did reach Phyllis’s ears in my younger days, nonsense of course but just to keep the peace I ensured myself by having a shamrock tattooed on my left buttock, it is about the size of an orange, one could not miss it in a bed, anytime I was accused of being unfaithful all I had to say to the wife was “Ask her about the tattoo” Problem solved.;-)
I still struggle with all my indiscretions - they torture me in my dreams - dream on sweet dreamer? 
Oooooh scandal alert!
I have just read a name on here - stephoria - now there’s one to conjure with and then on Heartbeat I believe there were a Stephania - they sound like middle eastern names - Jem - book of knowledge please??
Could he also find out who killed Roger Wabbit:-D
One Step at a time Gummy, Yes?