collaborations are not good, in any event.
Good Night Possums.
where the hell are these possums she keeps goodnightin??
haven’t seen a possum for years;-)
It’s not Dudley, that’s for sure.
were you finkin dudley moor??
well here’s something to brighten up this thread which has become doomed to depression!!
this is an advertising site here called - dating an Arab single !!~ ?? - I think I would rather have a double scotch? [scots]
my image of our own ‘spittie’
https://s22.postimg.cc/51t7gn0pt/spittie.jpg[url=https://postimages.org/]img hosting
Gummy Bear are you lonely?
Come to Sweetie x
long way to cum - me arms get tired!!!
Mad fool.
I am going to post about the Mayflower Theatre in Sarfhampton later.
We need to lure Young Robert back.
Damnit,WHY do I have to be so yummy?
My shaving mirror tried to kiss me,this morning!
Jumped off the wall,straight into my arms,as I was shaving,just now!!!
it’s a curse,being Scumpumtiously Yumstious…[not that gumbud’d ever know…]
we’ve seen the reality and it’s frightening! - kilt around 'is ankles and showin off his budgie smugglers ! and a lycra hug suit!! - hang on I’ll just dig out the photo!!
…oops…
[pssst! oi,gummy…
…you promised me that photo was for your ‘personal use’,you sod!]
Ah but I am goin to free ya soul - I promised I have never ’ never used those photos for nefarious uses - but I must admit that holding back the urges has been difficult as you do have a lovely bum!
well I kenny find the photos but I can describe them - kilt was finely woven and belong to the clan of the ugly Pugs - budgie smugglers ‘very very tight’ with a motif of a union jack placed in a prominent position - centre of the three piece suite!!
and he does luv his lycra - even though his guts hang out a lot - god just describing it is making me gag!!
but when he steps out of that kilt and struts his stuff with the prominent three piecer and that lovely taut bum - it brings me out in a sweat I can assure you - now where ARE those bloody photos!!!
I think you’ll find them stuck [URHHHH!] to the centre pages of your ‘‘Personal Use’’ album…the one you still think your mum doesn’t know about. Oh,foolish yoof that you are - she’s been aware of your penchant [that’s like ‘liking’ but it’s the foreign version] for looking up bloke’s skirts ever since that incident during P.E. class at school. Y’know,the one where you were found naked,on your back peering under the shower cubicle doors after the lesson…
I was going to post something sensible today. Now I have forgotten what it was.
Allow me to assist,ma’am…you were going to say
“My WORD,that Puggy is a real hunk!” Just…GRRRR!"
[see? THAT’s not gonna get silly responses,milady!]
Glad to be of assistance…
You are a push over:mrgreen:
