I just love you guys:lol:
OK - leisure scribblers I’d like you to give a suitable caption to the above pick - something like " wot starry eyed again Jem" !!
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Starry eyed me arse.
My dear Gummy, if you had taken a moment to read the caption below that snap you would have read that the girl in the picture is my daughter Maria, the apple of my eye, we were all in the local at the time and it was her last day in Ireland before herself and her chap headed off to Australia, 1996 or thereabouts, that was a farewell kiss on the cheek, her fella at the time was with Qantas airlines, he stayed over there but she could only stick it for a year, to fill her contract, she’s an honourable person like her dad:-), she worked in Johnson Matthey’s in Sydney, the gold bullion people. She’s got two fine sons now, 18 and 19 and glad to be back in the Emerald Isle.
I was smiling because I knew her going was a waste of time, but love is love and if he was going she was going, I knew she wouldn’t settle there, I know her too well. Eventually I think he married a belly dancer from Istanbul and choked to death on Turkish delight.(figure that one out)
I am thinking of converting to evolutionism, if the sentiment in these lyrics is applicable.
“you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel”.
I like Turkish Delight:mrgreen:
I found Gummy Bears Barbie
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I use a bidet actually - you can get a much bigger fire going!!
No place for the beers:mrgreen:
How wicked is your sense of humour, lets just say you surname is Dover, would you name your son Ben, just for a laugh???
Don’t start Spitty:lol:
Yes that would be good Spitty, start off a new trend in ‘Nature music’, the current generation would lap it up.
“You and me baby ain’t nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channels”
“Channels” fits in better as there are several Discovery channels.
“We ain’t more than two white Rabbits, carryin’ on our natural habits”
Hang on , didn’t Bobby Darin do a song about that kind of thing?
“If you see a Gentleman Bee around a Ladybug buzzin’
Count to ten then count again
There’s sure to be an even dozen”
Multiplication that’s the name of the game.
And each generation they play it the same.
That was very “Creative”.
The Naked Ape by Des Morris shows we’re still just creatin’
So bang your chest at me red lippy… and let’s get a-matin’ 
I hope Gummy doesn’t see that post, you’d better put all that Flood Water, into several Buckets.
Ha! For dousing purposes?!
Yes, and, if he visits, turn all the chairs upside down!
As a last resort, I’ll post a couple of House Bricks, Belt and Bracers.
Spitty!!! 
Where is Gummy Bear???
He joined the local tug of war team, he needed to prove he could still “Pull”.