You won’t find him. It is far too cold for a picnic.
You didn’t like the jokes then?
I suppose I better write another story???
wot jokes I thought they were family stories!!
ha ha ha ha ha!!! vg
Give us this day our daily bread:lol:
I suppose this is Spitty:mrgreen:
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yep that’s 'im alright he hates the burnt pieces on his toast - have you seen his jackhammer!! - he waves it about all over the place!
Spitty how could you! and there was me singing your praises to the high heavens, you, you….CAD!
I did get a giggle out of the two jokes Sweetie, and God knows I needed a laugh, it’s a miserable day here, cloudy and quite cold for this time of year, we have been blocking a long band of cloud from Britains shores for two days now, the sooner the better it moves on east, you are welcome to it.
That’s a great idea for the toast Sweetie, I must dig out the old sander for the toast Phyllis makes me in the mornings, as it is I have to use a hammer and chisel for her Rock buns.
See Gummy, there was no need to Google, the clue was staring you in the face= Gummy, you know the [SIZE=“6”]score[/SIZE]
Ah hum it was me that knew!
I posted the video!
Go and put another brick in the wall:lol:
yes I know the score - we don’t try to score of other peoples scores!!
I just have so it happens, Report to my Office, in a week or so.
I need update pics, please.
I’m off to find a story I wrote a whole back.
I need the Searches:mrgreen:
A little story for today:
Many years ago, I had a cat that was half Siamese. He had cross eyes, and walked sideways. He was always chasing his tail, as I think he thought something was following him. His meow was a cross between a sumo wrestlers sigh and a fog horn. He was a very clever cat though. I lived back then in a shared house. Someone kept raiding the fridge. After much discussion, and finger pointing among the girls, we were left confused. One night I went down to the kitchen for a drink, and there he was the thief! It was my cat. He had worked out, that if he used his claws up and down the rubber seal. eventually the fridge opened. I stood there, he caught me in the corner of his eye, took a sideways step, knocked the mop over, that came crashing to the floor, shot up into the air. let out one of his sumo yells, and landed at my feet. He NEVER raided the fridge again.
24 hours in A&E, Doctors are happy with Kids being transfixed with hand held devices, less Saucepans to be removed from heads.
That’s the thing about Cats sweetie, loveably and fluffy as they are you just can’t trust them, had that been my Cat he would have ended up looking like a boxer Dog.
For the benefit of all the Cat lovers on the forum, and there are many, I am only joking, I like Cats but I love dogs.
Did you know that the old saying “There’s more than one way to skin a Cat” refers to the skinning of Catfish and not our furry friends.
I once spent 24 hours on a hospital trolly Spitty, missed a rung and fell off a ladder, never watched another hospital program again.
That reminds me of the chicken who swallowed a bell…it rung it’s own neck, dilly dilly ding dong.
A&E doctors reported an increase in RSI incidents in the youth of today, but for different reasons.
I love watching A/E programs - they pathos is like a soap opera and the accidents to befall people UNBELIEVABLE - carelessness seems to be a human trait in abundance and provides hours of mirth.
It can be found from the 2 yr old to the 102 yr old from highly intelligent professionals to simple clods!
we all need to SLOW DOWN! ;-)
That ain’t going to happen here Gummy, I’ve seen the other side, keep moving for the duration Imo.
we are all being force fed with speed! [ no not the tablet kind!]