Rehab had the shed thread, he locked me in it.
No alcohol here:shock:
Nah I steal you Gummy Bear:lol:
44 year olds, tend to do that.
yep once was my favorite quote when out drinkin with the lads and some of them dropped like flies !
ah we on a roll or are we on a roll well not with Jem he sits at bars too long and dances with buxom wenches!
Velcro Flies.
yes it does!! exceedingly well and in one direction only!
ah “the dear girl from the hardware store” - a sorry tale indeed - we have been cast a sunder I fear. first the manager resigned and he was our main cover - bastard - then only the other day or two or three I mossied in to see what was goin on and was told by the now female manager that miss bottom was just next door doin the accounts - this is my chance I thought [I’ll try and keep this short Jem but I no you are curious] so I sauntered in causally nonchalantly only to be met by her hubbie coming out - we both stopped hands on gunbelts but smiled meekly at each other " I was just leaving says he - she’s in there" - a typical John Wayne stanza. I entered and there she was sat at her desk eyes a gleaming and my eyes streaming. we chatted for what seemed endless time then in came her boss a big burly Maori - I told him a lame Maori joke to ease the tension and then left hurriedly - the next time I might just pop me head in - but ps: as we sat there gazing at each other longingly she said putting a sandwich to her mouth ’ I must have my lunch break NOW so we can talk without suspicion’ so there we sat me getting covered in bread crumbs at a steady rate and thinking this is not how John Wayne would have done it even in a dress!!:shock::shock:
pps- there that wasn’t too long was it??
wot it’s only 11 .11 over there?? at least wait for Pugsie - I’ll never get 'im to sleep tonight if he doesn’t see ya??
Oh OK, you are such a charmer. I have summoned him;-)
I’ll get 'im goin agin - I have entitled the lower pic
“A portrait in wonderment or confusion or dementia – well the same thing really!”
pic back on 614 for newcomers - for the rest of us it has been seared on our brains forever!
Errr 
look back I have edited!
Oh, those you mad fool.
well now we’ve got a face to the mad fool he’s not so frightening anymore is he? he’s probably still trying to figure out the youtube?
it is now the Lords day here - no not cricket - church and probably still under 20c and rather chilly on the nose - dawn broke at 6am and God is in his heaven! time for egg and bacon and mushrooms and a bourbon in the coffee!
He never frightened me. The kindest soul that he is.
I bet his ears are burning;-)
I’ll have cheese and crackers - I said crackers:mrgreen:
of course not he wants to clip you to his fret!!
dya remember “please don’t talk about me when I’m gone”?