What did gummy give me- annoying noises, I thought we covered that last year when farting ran into 8 pages, God almighty it took another 20 pages to get rid of the smell alone.
One of the most annoying noises for me in the past was the idiots who ‘rat-a-tat-tat’ on the door knocker, they don’t give you a chance to get to the door before they rap another blast on the knocker, you don’t get much of it now with the door bells, but these self important gobshites thought they were a force to be reckoned with, you’ll dance to their tune or else, HP collectors, gas meter readers, TV license fellas, ESB readers, council officials, election candidates, and a few more, indeed the very few times I had policemen call their knocks were always polite little taps.
Anytime I had to open the door to the rat-a-tat-tats I told them never to knock like that again unless they want to tell me my house is on fire.
I’ll think of lots more annoying noises have no fear, he’ll be sorry he ever asked me.
why has he got a white shirt on?? fgs
Wel, this is all very clever but is it art?
Don’t be silly RJ…THIS is art!
THIS,is how dedication and inventive thinking wins the moped race!
http://i64.tinypic.com/dym1c9.jpg
[and yes,I hate to admit it,but-this is a friend of mine
…and yes,I was there at the time…and yes,he DID win!]
Thats not art it is Fart…
It’s disappointing that some on here have allured, of late, to having a horn, inserted.
And, not a Chicken in sight.
What on earth is going on?
You may well ask, you may well be partially responsible.
Who me? The very thought:mrgreen:
Goodnight everyone.
I’m gone with the wind.
Oh,dear…look,in case,as seems to be the case,anyone is/was offended by that pic - it was done in jest by my mate Big Tel,who was actually racing in a charity race at the racecourse I used to ‘banger race’ on,as we put on a ‘Show us yer pace’ race for knackered old mopeds of 70cc or less. The takings from the gate ALL went to a local charity for disabled children. There was an impromptu ‘silliest pose’ competition,which was actually judged by a celebrity guest at the track that day,who not only judged the ‘silliest pose’ comp,but actually took part in two of the banger races,with none of we drivers knowing which car he was driving. His name is Barry McGuigan-y’may have heard of him [he did a bit of boxing and was,well,ok at it,I s’pose] Jem’d know him-he hails from Clones,in County Monaghan-but the best,the genuinely best,thing about Barry McG…he had NO ceremony,NO ‘Joono who I am’ about him…he just got in a banger and shot off round the track with none of us certain which car was him,bashing and bumping and racing with us…and he properly enjoyed himself. Kudos to him,a worthy champion and a really decent bloke. But back to the subject-no offence was intended. If any was taken,one can do no more than proffer abject apologies.
Nice picture, of the Clones Cyclone.
oeeer the gauntlet has been thrown!
:shock:
Le Petomane would have turned in his grave,
???
BGT???
Nah I found this, honestly, I have never seen it before.
Link for Pugsy Bear too.
oops…thanks for that,Swee’pee…I got totally sidetracked by it,watching clips from “Till death us do part”. Amazing,how humour has become such a sterilised,p/c environ,when compared to 1970’s humour…
See my lovely Pugsy Bear I post the links for you.
I think that in some ways, they got away with more in past decades.
Pug I remember his dad Pat McQuigan when he sang in a showband touring the dance halls in the 60’s, God rest his soul he died of cancer about 30 years ago. I thought he had a good voice.
“Patrick McGuigan was a famous Irish singer born in Clones, County Monaghan. McGuigan came into the national spotlight in 1968, when he competed for Ireland at the Eurovision Song Contest with the song Chance of a Lifetime, arriving in fourth place” Wikipedia