OMG don’t offer him socks with that jackhammer in his hands - he’ll be lethal!
They might make your feet grow:mrgreen:
Nice to hear from you again Fruity, I hope all is as well as it can be.
Don’t tell them anything personal Sweetie, you’ll never hear the end of it, I learned that the hard way here.;-)
Johnny got a boatload of brand new socks
They cost him nothing, cos his dad worked on the docks
Mother was never short of silk knickers or a slip
When dad was working on a Chinese ship.
Yes I knew a lot of Dublin dockers, they always had something to flog you in the pubs.
But the Liverpool dockers were truly unique, I remember they once threatened to strike if they didn’t receive ‘embarrassment money’ for shifting toilet bowls around the quayside. Good on yis lads.
A bit of good news at last.
My Native American niece, not so shy Anne has just had a new baby, a boy named Sioux.
It’s all good fun Jem.
I really liked your post.
There’s someone in the room/
Is it an Elephant, slashing?
That’ll be me you can sense,RJ.
I’m doing my ‘peer round the interweb door’ thing…but y’caught me.
MUST oil these internet hinges tomorrow…
Oiy you get back to the bar;-)
I will say Goodnight now.
I hope you lot know how special you are to me.
we’re the special blue berets - led by captain Jem with his diamond inserted teeth! give us a smile Jem :-D:-D
ROBERT get into line and stop staggering about looking for Pug - he’s on jankers when he gets here!
A man goes into a cafe with his laptop, goes up to the counter and says, “Can I have your Wi-Fi password please”. The man behind the counter says, “You’ll have to buy something first”. “Fair enough”, says the man, “I’ll have a coffee and a cheese sandwich”.
“Go and take a seat and I’ll bring it over to you” says the owner. When he brings over the coffee and sandwich, the man says, “Thanks. Can you let me know the Wi-Fi password please”.
“You’ll have to buy something first”, says the owner … “That’s all lower-case”.
Nice one Sweetie
BTW, I’m keeping a low profile, there’s a bit too much Male Bonding going on at the moment.
I’m gonna be RICH!
…my great great,great,great,greatgrandmother and I have started a Séance Company.
It’ll be a chuckle,coz she’s really great! [Especially at Ouiji boards]
Y’know what’s odd about my socks?
…they keep arguing with my shirt!..
The mind boggles:mrgreen:
Maybe they are scared shirtless:mrgreen:
…oh,dear…we all thought you were a LADY,young Sweaty Pie…
TUT!
I posted shirtless, you no read cookie boy.
It is what you thought!
Naughty bear.
Hey! One is becoming a dab hand at these ‘selfie’ things!
[please don’t cause injuries as you fight to be first in the queue,ladies…]
We are getting a bit silly on this thread.
Let us return to something valuable to read.
After all, that is what I liked about this thread.