Maybe so, but I ain’t about to expostulate.
could you perhaps expudiate then??
Never! I am a good friend of the King, Dilly dilly, and now I can get mine in bottles, Dilly dilly.
Not sure, I am a little tired, I could expedite my departure and wrangle issues in the Dream Factory, exponentially of course.
a little tired heh - changed ya name - I thought you were just a ‘little spittie’ with a big egotrome??
Does anyone remember Craig Douglas? His recording of “Only Sixteen” outsold Sam Cooke’s version in the UK back in 1959. I copped him in an old film on Talking Picture last evening.
I love Sam Cooke’s singing but I preferred Douglas’s version of that particular song, although he didn’t do very well after that hit. I always thought he had a unique singing voice that I loved, then came the Beatles and wiped out many solo singers.
He was born Terence Perkins on the Isle of Wright in 1941 and was a milkman before he went into show business, he still sings from a wheelchair on cruise ships, I believe he has a rare condition that effects his legs.
This song brings back happy memories to me, she was sixteen before I was and I used to tease her about that.
Here goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=’be/uxXJ1OebPaIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Here doesn’t go. Blast it! Help Sweetie!
more nightschool training for you Jem - please talk to the wife and get evening passes?
I must say Jem I do prefer the Dr Hook and the Medicine band version
I can’t be held responsible, for what you think, can I?
Thank you Gumbud, you are an angel in a mans hour of need.
Raining again all day yesterday, more on the way later tonight I believe, I can’t remember a colder or longer drawn out Winter than this one.
I went out to the garden cabin with a new tin of white paint to slab it on the inside, the wife hates to see me with paint and brush, she says I’m a lousy painter and she’s right I am, but I just love slabbing it on all over the place, she calls me Slab-it-on Miloservic the paint criminal, but it’s my hut and I can slab it on anywhere I like. 
When I finished I was surprised to see it looked grand and there wasn’t much mess either, good job I wore old clothes though, I had to throw them out quickly and change before she got back from the shops or I’d never hear the end to it “Jaysus! just look at the state of your trousers and jumper!” That kind of thing. I must say I’m quite pleased with meself. and it helped pass away a miserable afternoon.
That stout chap on the TV ads is beginning to drive me nuts, you know the fella with the game show hyped up voice who keeps telling us “It’s time to pump up your mobile people!” I though it was illegal to pump up mobile folks, wish someone would blow him up.
Then you have the other fella for “Now” TV saying “Watch jaw dropping movies you can’t afford to miss” If I wanted to watch jaws dropping I would have became a dentist.
well I could hold you responsible BUT perhaps that wouldn’t be exactly fair - or dark - or blondish?
Jem, you were almost right, you just forgot to put the forward slash / before the last YT 
Exactly !
Goodnight you lovely lot.
oh and there’s a little apostrophe before the be that shouldn’t be there - perhaps that was a dob of your white paint?
now Jem for a man of precision as you are with jewels you cannot give up on this one - copy a full url if you wish then obliterate everything before and including the = sign
then enclose everything you have left with brackets with a yt in them at the beginning and brackets with a forward slashed yt at the end and past in the site - easy peasy heh - almost as easy as making a diamond ring wot?
goodnight sweetiepie - heh you can get into the scrum with us more often you know - especially with Pugsy bear - he loves goin for a scrum don’t ya pugsy?
and goodmorning from OZ and yes good morning to U2
and a thoughtful song first penned by the KIng himself and now adapted for the women of the great leisurely scribbles!! hurrah hurrah
One for the girls…
Are you lonesome tonight
is your bra strap too tight
are your corsets just drifting apart
have you got a big chest
making holes in your vest
does your spare tyre
reach out into the night
are your stockings all laddered
are you wearing them thin
do you hold up your knickers
with a big safety pin
are your false teeth all worn
do they drop when you yawn
well its no wonder your lonesome tonight
Also known as Carmine, I steer clear indeed!
A good thing he prefers white over scarlet, or Jem’s garden place would otherwise have be a Carmine cabin carnage of cochineals, in fact, a virtual…
eradication of them.
Waxing romantic…
only to wane http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/no/t2642.gif
Written by the King you say? Dilly dilly.
you talk of waxing - how about madame tussauds plenty there - but serious folks this thread has not had a good waxing for many a year - Jem - where is you waxing bucket and why haven’t you been using it more liberally?
after all many ladies do like a good waxing sometimes I believe and I had a mate of mine who looked like a gorilla when stripped to the waist and went for a waxing once a month!
yes I do believe this site will move more silently and evenly with a good waxing. - throw away the paint tin Jem and out with the wax pot! - and don’t forget your forward slash before your yt - brackets of course!
What about Music, it’s easy, you just have to remember your Face, and, every good boy deserves favour.