OMG!!!
It’s the locker room thread.
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A bloke goes for the job of cook on a ship. The geezer who is interviewing asks, “Can you fry eggs?”
“Can I fry eggs! I’ve worked in some of the top hotels in England,” replies the bloke. “Give me half a dozen.”
So he’s given six eggs which he starts to juggle with. After a minute of brilliant juggling, he throws the eggs one by one over his shoulder towards the frying pan, which is behind him. Each egg hits the side of the pan, cracks open and the shell falls into the bin below and the eggs slide unbroken into the frying pan.
“That’s amazing,” says the interviewer, “but it must have been a fluke.”
“A fluke! Give me a dozen,” says the bloke. He then proceeds to do even more elaborate juggling and repeat the finale, so there’s now 18 unbroken eggs sizzling in the pan.
“Well, then, do I get the job?”
“No, you piss about too much!”
That’s an amazing fact about the Rats Sweetie, my God it’s frightening when you think about it.:shock:
Good one Gummy, nobody wants a showoff.
I’m starting to grow my own tobacco, the seeds arrived today and I’ll be planting them as soon as the last frost has gone, indoors at first in a nice warm lit place, then when they are strong enough they go outdoors to the part of the garden that gets the sun for most of the day.
This is all completely new to me, and I know there are those who will scoff and say “Lord forgive the idiot for he knows not what he does” Let them laugh, as Bob Monkhouse once said “When I told them I wanted to be a comedian they all laughed, well they are not laughing now”
It is all perfectly legal by the way, as long as it’s for my own personal use, so Players and Wills shouldn’t be too worried.
I won’t be disappointed if it doesn’t work out, as the Spitty fella says “It is better to have tried and lost than to never have tried at all” or words to that effect.
Just think of it Gummy, free cigars, cigarettes, and free pipe tobacco, plenty of snuff too if your into that.
I must look up “How to make your own Port” then I’d really be on the pigs back.
Strangely enough, “How to Murder your Wife” was on TV yesterday, I thought Terry Thomas was brilliant in the role of gentleman’s gentleman, he stole the film from Jack Lemmon in my humble opinion.
what never fails to amaze me on this thread is the rapid turnover of subject matter within the space of a blink of a page! Imagine if we were sitting in a hall at a weekly Leisurely Scribbles club - don’t you think that it would become rather boring if every time you introduced a new topic especially with a roll of pics it was often ignored and surpassed by a total change of topic?
just saying like!!!
now IMO weird facts don’t count - I always find this a silly game [sorry sweetie - nothing personal ; you know I can’t wait to get you into my cabin on the cruise and let you play with my beard! {I haven’t missed it have I?}
Now I thought the topic Jem started on how to grow my own tobacco was quite interesting ; depending upon how many smokers we have on board ; I did consider it myself once but couldn’t wait long enough for it to grow - growing my own beer only takes a few weeks! - you were doing quite well there Jem until you suddenly switched the topic to watching a film on how to murder your wife or something like that - can you please stick to the point.
and another thing when you start a new topic can you make sure you are not just talking to yourself - do a head count to see how many people are here with you - there names appear at the bottom of the page somewhere!
thank you - I’ve put it in the suggestion box as you suggested in your “suggestions to the leader” column!
Yes,gumbud-it refers to a nonlinear p (k)-Laplacian difference equation using variational methods,which is one method of asserting the existence of ‘‘non-trivial’’ solutions to an anisotropic discrete non-linear problem,involving p(k)-Laplacian operators with Dirichlet boundary conditions. The main technical tools applied in the equation you posted [even though out of sequence] are the two local minimum theorems for differential functionals. In that equation,P [k] is the arbitrary integer,but it’s NOT in inductive form. Why do you ask,bro?
Are you taking a sudden interest in derivations of the Goldman Equation?
You know, when someone dedicates a portion of their life, to planting rows of hedges, in parallel, with walkways between, deliberately designed to confuse the casual walker, that never fails to amaze me.
Gummy, the beauty of this thread is, you don’t have to read back the posts, to find out what is going on.
no some burke was trying to explain why Jews are so important in the world suggesting they are either nodes or hubs in society and proffered this equation as part of the explanation - I thought they were off their tiny little brain actually!
ah you live on a council housing estate then??
true!
the ozzie police are so so clever - a womens body was found in a bin recently in a Melbourne suburb - the death was originally treated by the police as suspicious - but have now made a statement " this lady had a medical condition which killed her and she fell into the bin" !!
this is open for discussion!!
ps: Pugsie do you think that equation would fit this case?
No one is viewing so I will bugger off, to have a smoke.
Gummy the original idea of the thread was about quick change and non related subjects, anything except politics, sometimes we literally get “Bogged down” and we’d all sink in the stuff if it went on and on.
As regards talking to meself, it’s what a scribbler does only with a pen instead of spoken words, a wandering mind makes no roots, I enjoy reading all the contributions and If someone replies back to me I consider that an unexpected bonus, if they don’t it doesn’t matter to me in the least, it’s all nonsense anyway and nothing to get upset about, nothing that happens here would get me upset, life’s too short and I’m too old for that caper.
I do acknowledge fellow scribblers names all the time, anyone can see that. So in the true spirit of the thread stick that in your suggestion box and rattle it.;-)
If you have a question, a suggestion
Could be about piles, bladders or indigestion
Play it clever like a fox
And stick it in the new suggestion box.
Tink yow.;-)
Oeer! he’s gettin all fruity again!! incidentally my post was not of the serious vein more like a clogged up carotic vein of the terminal type! Neither I a sh1t dothe give of any comment hither commeth!! hang on gotta put the falsies in again!
Where is this box?
I have looked everywhere:-D
he takes it down each night and takes to bed with him!
it’s gone midnight over here so I am takin the entire website to bed with me - see ya all tomorrow!
I have the suggestion box here in front of me at the moment Sweetie, I have just opened it and there are no notes in it, only one item, a hangman’s noose sent in anonymously, I think someone is trying to tell me something and cutting out any subtlety, I like that, reminds me of an article I read in the paper some years back.
When G.W. bush was first elected president, two of his first cousins got into an argument in a bar, five burly democrats jumped them and began to beat them up, when the police arrived the police inspector shouted out “Alright fellas, lets have it straight, who started this, and no beating about the Bushes”
I think I should consider a little lie down after that feeble attempt.
Sweetie Dreams gumbud.
Let’s stay on the smoking bit:lol:
Growing your own tobacco is so easy and not dissimilar to growing tomatoes. Place commercial seedling compost into a tray and soak the soil with water and allow the excess water to drain off. Sprinkle the tobacco seeds onto the surface of the damp soil. Do not cover the seeds, as they need light for germination.
PS I need the names of which of you are coming on the Candy Bar cruise next month. I have booked Gumbud’s:-D
Play nicely chums.
I won’t have anything said against Jem, Gumbud, Spitty, Pug
Fruity, Sweetie or any of the regular contributors here.
This is my fantasy portion, I can say what I like , without fear or favour.
I don’t know, can’t tell whether you are all real people with real lives, but you’re all real to me and greatly empower and enrich my life.
God Bless you all.