erhmm - pardon me but he’s been a long time waiting and in the meantime the peacemaker of all peacemakers has appeared - Sir Donald with a Trump!!
d’ya still remember the Vibrations?? - no not the group the shakes from that jackhammer!!
I tell yer what…if Twitter hadn’t been invented,there’d be a LOT of pigeon shit all over that there white[ish ] house! The bloke spends his time suffing his moosh with McBurgers and firkin around on Twitter,while hurricanes rip the gulf coast to shreds,gigantic,unstoppable fires destroy whole counties,flash floods and mudslides kill dozens and make thousands homeless…and THAT prat is tweeting about how flouncingly miffed he is that the new Murcan embassy has been built on the south bank of the Thames,ffs-whilst Israel & Palestinine re-start their was due to his total idiocy. Yay Trump.
methinks his miffedness is a bluff; a cover up for the real reason he doesn’t want to come to UK; the British public have let it be known in no uncertain terms that he’s not welcome but that’s too obvious to admit wot? - if my surmise is correct [and will we ever know? ] that would put him in the coward category surely?
All I remember was often having to stand him for a pint, I did get a round a bit.
Sure,and I’m wit yer 'dere,gumbud [see? I can do Oirish,too!]
Yer man’s a definite coward - I see no mention anywhere of him actually SERVING his country,in the way I and sooooo many others have served ours…more a question of him fleecing it clean of it’s last dime,whilst ensuring offshore tax havens abound. I really do LIKE Trump as prez…for one outstanding reason - he has ENSURED,the voting Murcan public will properly analyse all candidates for the presidency-coz atm,Sarah Palin looks like ‘the one that got away’…and who’s EVER’VE thunk that,prior to Trump?
Want some British contribution the HALL OF FAME speeches
yertiz
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
Winston Churchill
Let us all hold hands and dance around the maypole together, let us pluck the pretty flowers and adorn our hair, let us all sing in peace and harmony, peace be with you all, make babies not war, let all races be equal, including shit-hole dwelling races…
Hang on, did we not have this crowd before in the 70’s, Hippies they were called, they weren’t long about changing their tune when they got older, although one of my brothers managed to stay a dedicated hippy until he was thirty, by then all the other hippies had disappeared and he had to fall in line like the rest of us.
Oh the folly of youth, we all start out with the best of intentions but the real world soon changes all that, eat or be eaten, it’s dog eat dog, and that’s the way it’s always been and always will be, so de holy bible say.
it’s dog eat dog, and that’s the way it’s always been and always will be, so de holy bible say.
interesting comment der boss man - ifa ya read de good book - halleluya of Genesis - no the book not the album you will read about the beginnings of Abraham and his sons der Jews halleluya and his half brother Ishmael fathered to a maid servant and the beginin of the Arabs - halleluya and it was pronounced by the angel of de Lord - halleluya that Ishmaels [de Arabs] tribes will be great nations BUT will fight each other brother with brother and cus with cus for ever more Amen
will I’ll be damned never seen a story played out through history as true as diz one!!
funny you should post that sir robert of the hams!
I have just been listening to the bbc world service [didn’t know it was still runnin] the arts hr which is broadcast on our radio national down udder and they introduced the music of Mavis Staples who is still living as far as I know [let me check yes google says yes!] a rhythm and blues/gospel singer who would go to the services of Martin L King Jr and sing there sometimes with her sisters and father. she has just brought out a new album I All I Was Was Black
Gumbud you forgot the / again my sweet.
I will be back here later to ask about beards.
no I didn’t smarty pants - go to the help section of this site and follow Marks instructions on posting utube that’s the simplest - but unfortunately I am too simple!!
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You got there 
I’m learning lad!
I still don’t get how to do der big picher with youchoob. It works fine ona nuther forum, but I canna get it te work by here.
Oh well, 'tis not really impotent.
I’ve just had a Blue Peter afternoon, gluing little bits of string onto little chrymble orningments for my Auntie/MiL with a hot glue gun. I did need to be soopervised by a responsible adult whilst using said glue 'otter as you might have eggspected.
It’s beer night for me tonight, huzzah!
Beer?
WHAT,pray,is this strange and unknown substance of which you speak,Fruity?
…and while I’m here - WHY do I keep being shown black rectangles that,apparently,contain moving images??? For none of them are anything more than black,immobile,silent squares.
Have I yet to understand and conquer this strange and vicarious thing known as ‘the internet forum’?
Lots of questions about the forum lately.
There has always been one question that I would love to know the answer to.
All you scribblers are old enough to remember Lonnie Donegan’s song “Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavour on the bedpost overnight” not ever being a gum chewer meself, I don’t know the answer, anyway chewing gum is a filthy habit, every packet should carry a government health warning because chewing gum weakens the roots of teeth and loosens them over time, it also leaves an addicted chewer with a big mouth, not to mention the under the table stickers of used or semi used gum, indeed I knew a chewer who used to stick his to the side of his pint glass when he was having a smoke, utterly disgusting habit.
Chewing gum is not much fun, said mom and I believed her
It can be tricky when your teeth get sticky and your face looks like a Beaver. ;-)
Now back to the question.
(1) If it does why does it?
(2) Should it be banned from all Hotel bedposts?
(3) Which chewing gum flavour lasts the longest?
…and while I’m here - WHY do I keep being shown black rectangles that,apparently,contain moving images??? For none of them are anything more than black,immobile,silent squares.
for the man who has a triple degree in physics and countless more in nuclear science !!
can I ask what default program you are using; this can effect how pics and you tube can be viewed - personally I find using google chrome as a default program allows youtube postings to be used effectively for either viewing them or posting them - so first step check the default program you are using
well I think “the jury may be out” on this one as i have not scene any clear research evidence offered either from the science community or indeed your good self Jem - no good asking us poor sods around here unless mr physics masters himself can come up with something [you know the one with the faulty boiler and lives on an island!]
Jem can you post us a youtube of Lonnie D singer said song??