well I was reading on another thread that at least one or two seem interested in the ““re-wilding " of the english countryside”” from little flowers grows then perhaps a start could be made on the " re-kick starting of the british coastal holidays"? “the re-kick starting of the british monarchy”" etc etc etc - plenty of exciting projects
oh and forgot the re-kick starting of the Great British Empire - and bring back Victoria?
No Gummy, the Spice Girls have had their day and the Becks have enough “Wedge” already.
Anyway, looking @ the stats, have things gone a bit Iffy by the Liffey???
I take your point oh wise one - pity there ain’t two of uzz?
There will never be two of me, you can take that to the Bank.
the bank of the Liffey Nah too risky ya may push me in?? talkin of which oh wise and absent Jem how many corpses are removed from the Liffey each year?
More importantly, what percentage are still alive and kicking?
give him a chance spots he can only answer ONE question at a time right? - he’s a slow slow thinker!
Lets make 26th April “Jem” day, he is a Low Blow Tinker 
I hope Jem is ok, haven’t heard from him for a while. 
There have been no reports of unmanned canoes floating into Dublin Bay!
Well that’s good to know, Spitty 
just for you Jem boyo!!
I hear he is not impressed with the quality of the stories recently - heard any good ones??
Apologies for my part in the underwhelment.
Apologies for my lack of underwhelming contributions.
I’ve gone and done my back in, ain’t I lads and lasses. I paid a lady to beat me up yesterday, and I feel much improved. The pain is now much better distributed around my body, except for a sudden and sharp pain in the wallet after (mis)-treatment.
A little ditty I remember from one of my old school chums when we both wore younger men’s clothes, sung to the tune of, My bonnie lies over the ocean.
My brother lies over the ocean,
My sister lies over the sea,
My father lies over my mother,
And that’s how I came to be me.
Thank you for that offering Fruity, I can certainly say that post transported me to a level of underwhelment I’ve never experienced before, going to have to be extra creative to beat that one sir.
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does this feel to all of you we have just entered a big swallowing black hole?? arghhhh!!! come in Mags come in gives us that magic ex-jump start?? spitty spitty get behind me you are just makin it worst man ?? erhm good evening Jem good evening yes i have just made a roll call and we are all here to account for OURSELVES!!!
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When they are gone they’re gone, wonder if Jem to a BOGOF offer 
