Hello from a lapsed member.
By returning here I supposed I have now become unlapsed. 
I’m off over to the Candy Bar as I’m told that’s the place to get a drink and have a friendly chat.
Fruity
Glad you made it Fruity.
You can have choccy at the Candy Bar if you want.
All snacks are salt-free BTW.
Well… it’s not the only place on here for a friendly chat
But each to their own eh!
I hope your unlapsotomy is painless 
What was your name before???
Hi Phil,
Don’t remember the name Fruity, but perhaps by another name.
Glad you re-joined us.
I’m sure it isn’t. I just need to find may way round the boards and work out what’s what.
It’s been painless so far thanks.
Good morning Phil matey and welcome.
Fruity missed this I think 
Welcome back Fruity.
Yes and I hope your time here proves very fruitful.
I’ve always been Fruitcake on here. I just stopped posting a while back when I retired, but have seen the error of my ways so have come back to the fold.
Oh very witty. 
Hello and welcome back!