Only because you nicked me binnacle, gave my job to someone else while I was aloft in the crows nest - harvesting crows for dinner, threw me overboard when you knew I could not swim - and hid all the lifebelts!!
Tuts that I had just got the hang of this navigating malarkey…follow the north star…just have to find it
Oops looks like I said it twice?
What? I’m a shedless penguin and winter is coming! I need to be shedded!
You could come and stay in my garage - the freezer is full of fish!
Right, thats me sorted!
Well that’s booey.
Look, old man, I didn’t get all these tattoos for some old geezer to duck out of the finale, abandon penguins to a shed-less fate, leave a navigator half trained and throw people overboard
And I didn’t even get the blanket
Get back in here and fire up those nuclear missiles or there’s going to be a massive wobbly with door slamming
A mutiny! Let’s go!. . . . says the squid with no lines.
Ha! You just helped yourself to a line, that’ll learn him
But a horrible bloody death would have looked good on my CV.
Can I have my money now please…
……and I ain’t giving up my personal trailer for anyone
Do I still get paid more than Eliza?
Maree! You look amazing! No wonder you can snag a man-in-a-barrel!! Or was he hiding from you?!
It’s very hard to escape when trapped in a barrel …….
That is grotesque! I was wondering what she would look like when she was old - then realised - she already is old.
Is there any truth in the rumour that Cap’n Birdseye was just swallowed by a giant octopus? Who will lead us now to the promised land of everlasting Sheds?
It’s not when you’re on the table waiting for a vasectomy.
I wasn’t talking from your point of view though…bwhahaha!
To think people used to pay good money to see the tattooed lady at fairs and circuses.
Ooo, you can be really cruel sometimes, Pixie. I’m beginning to go off you.