Jokes From the Edinburgh Fringe (August 2022)

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Is there a listing of the jokes in that article? My script blocker is gagging on that article, even after I release the permissions.

But I did see that Ricky Gervais is now hiring security after the Salman Rusdie incident

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Oh, that’s weird…ok hang on I’ll try and see whats up. This is the winning joke, and the rest of them

  • “I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.
  • ”Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery.
  • My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
  • By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I – but it is the same house and it is the same family.
  • I hate funerals – I’m not a mourning person.
  • I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back.
  • I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.
  • I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery.
  • Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.
  • I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days.
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:groan: They’re like dad jokes. :laughing:

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Well I’m glad I didn’t go to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival!

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Me too! The bin men are on strike and the place is a riot of mess and garbage :face_vomiting: But the festival itself is fabulous, usually.

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Apart from the pasta gags :wink:

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Look’s like a Recycled Jokes post

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