Oh, how uncouth to use paper 
a bidet is far more hygienic :yes: LOL!
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When you live in a two bedroom bungalow with a bathroom the size of postage stamp you have to cut corners LongDriver. Even the bath had to go for a extra large shower.
I suppose I could stand on my head and use the shower, but poking the faeces through the small holes in the grate might present a few problems…
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Far cheaper than a bidet, saves stressing about stocking up on toilet paper, hours of mirth and merriment and ambidextrous too! 
Probably not a good idea for those that couldn’t hit a barn door! 
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Perhaps we should all get our heads and minds out of the gutter
(or drains OGF-talk about gauche!) and get back to asking which forum members are so unique as to be left handed. I had no idea so many of you are more focused on your bathroom habits, and can’t wait to share! TMI
Thank goodness the day is over.
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Abs-C-Lut-Ely.
The Old One Two
Am-Bi-Dext-2Us.
All da way 2 >> Albany
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Oh! missed this yesterday.
I am lefthanded, but use a knife & fork the right way.
Taught my righthanded 6 years younger brother to play cricket, tennis & darts, Parents didn’t realise I’d taught him lefthanded. It did cause a problem for him later at school. He had to re-learn righthanded.
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Regardless of ones handedness there is no excuse or reason to use knife & fork the wrong way. The worst sight is someone cutting things on their plate, knife in right hand and fork in left, then putting the knife down, swopping the fork across to their right hand and shoveling their food in. Wrong.
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I do find it difficult to cut food with the knife in my right hand though. Fork in left no problem.
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Right is Right. Whether Consuming or Not.
There is No Other Definition.
Which is why. There is NO Right-Handed Day
LEFT. Is a Multiplex of Direction or Departure
That Islamics have long enforced.
Right is Right for eating. Cutlery or Not.
Left is Left. For Leaving No. Unhygienic Confluence.
Fast Forward. Too.
Drivig/Rideing Carriage or Car.
Smoking using the Right hand prevalent.
The ash or butt, Respectfully Discarded to the Right,
Not Across Another.
Ponder.
Are those who drive on the Rightside.
More Respectful Than those who drive on the Leftside…
Which is where it should have been LEFT
To make it RIGHT. 
Enjoy Your Day.
Don’t f Forget 2 >> Suck your Thumb,
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In the days when a lot of people smoked the ash tray in the car was in the middle of the dash board between & above the two front seats. So no reason to toss out of either front window. Some cars even had ash trays in the back of cars. 
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And The Backseats ?
Even with my Quarter share ownership.
Of a Battered but Posh Riley Monaco.
With “Canvas” Bodywork !!
Made Ashtrays a No-No,
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Isn’t this forum quirky RN?
You can start a topic and never be quite sure where it’s going to end up!
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Left handed bowlers and batsmen are sought after by cricket teams to throw the opposition into confusion.
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Commonly Known As “Slipstreaming”.
In Any Conversation. A Word or Sentence that triggers a Thought or Memory.
Makes for a good and purposeful Conversation
Not dissimilar from reading a good book.
Each page turned, revealing something new.
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Yes, it is quirky! Lesson learned once again to be careful of introducing a new thread. I may not want to own it by the end of the posts.
On that note, thank you all for your comments re left handers. 
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