You didn’t miss much; only two words, actually. 
Sorry about this, Dianne, just a formality really, but I am going to need proof that you are over 50. It’s just that I’ve been caught out by underage women before, and I can’t afford the scandal. I’m sure everything will be in order, apart from a few body parts, that is, but I’m sure your medical team will manage to get everything back to where it’s supposed to be.
yes course my sweetiepie honeysourpuss if I don’t abide… ok have an original birth certificate will get it to you very soon…just popped back to say forget the flowers and fruity gestures…think how hungary I am going to be after so many procedures…thinking fatso sausages and burgers and all puds, love puds…l bread pudding and ooo mouth is watering now…dripping actually…can you send that stuff and I will make things good for yer My handsome gorgeous generous, Fella…stay away from the pin ups for now and it will not belong, your’ll have more than a pin up gal in me…trust me…I am all female…
I don’t doubt for a moment that what remains of you is, Dianne.
Ok on the cold response…realise I have been more than honest with you and yet there seems to be lacking any emotions from you today…I am in love and your talking prove this and questioning that…I have called you nice things…was going to be changed to sugar and spice, but quite honestly can’t see spice related to you and me as anything but some bitter tasting ones…
The private room in the Hospital clinic is very well kitted out…See that I have a male nurse…a right goer but all accounts…Thinking and re thinking now, maybe your not the catch I thought yer were…time in isolation it feels like, but good time to review us…we can stay friends as in the odd chat, but anyway no yes or no as yet…hovering between the two…text you laters, might do…
Yours Truly,
Mrs Dianne Alwaysright
What you perceive as a lack of emotion is, in truth, a lack of energy. Has anyone ever told you that you are quite draining, Dianne.
I hope he left you something to remember him by before he went. An erotic bed bath, perhaps?
I’m the kind of catch one usually throws back.
That sounds okay, as long as they don’t get any odder.
My word, wasn’t that the most enthralling love story in the whole world? I’m not normally a soppy sort, but this really had me reaching for the tissues! 
God help me if there’s a part 2…I couldn’t cope!
Pixie Knuckles…part 2 can only happen when your feeling stronger again,:-D…certainly not with two faced whatever his name was.;-)…
And he is saying I am draining…me moi.meme…gosh and golly …pipes drain sinks drain washing machines drain drains drain…me draining…I am none of those… I am a human being…:surprised:.
tissues!..what!:-D…popcorn young lady…
How quickly they forget. 
It is ok, I’ll put another add in the world read newspaper…just need to study the best way of trapping another potential rich middle of life, non crisis type with all parts working…will likely give a trial/test run,do that first this time…one too many fakes coming my way…
excuse me Guy…forget what?
I found her quite pushy Harbal. A cheeky fast cat. Not your type at all. You need someone a bit more sophisticated than a lilo lill.
But she stole my heart, and that’s a pain I can do without.
Oh well, as I said to your new pal - man up - or words similar. You encouraged it - now stiff upper lip, or risk being called a big girl’s blouse.
Hahaha!
I thought they complimented each other perfectly! 
I think I would like that, if you were to call it me, Aerolor.
Should we try it, do you think?
Aww!! go on then - you find the big girl’s blouse and I’ll see what I can do.
I prepared one earlier, Aerolor; I anticipated this moment.
Now call it me, damn it, call it me!
Blimey, you move on quick dontchya?! :shock:
The offer of the big girl’s blouse changed everything. It was exactly what I needed at that moment in time. It felt sort of… meant to be.
Not sure if I can cope with fast movers Pixie - I can’t run fast these days.
He will just have to exercise a bit of patience and try a bit of wooing. .
You judge an imagination Game…who are you…
not a game player are you then…
