If you use Supermarket self serve do you talk to the machine?

[AliceWonderland]

[brokenvows]

You are supposed to be sucking quicker.

[AnnieS]

I feel like saying something rude when you buy a lightweight item and the system doesn’t recognise anything new is on the scale. So you throw it in a different way, from a greater height until the assistant finally realises you are not having some sort of fit.

[HelenP]

Ah these are the little items I ignore, move on to the next thing speedily and just scoop up at the end