I Joined The Choir, Again!

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Are shorts really the appropriate attire in which to raise to raise one’s baton? :thinking::open_mouth:

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I’m all set for tomorrow. There are 3 services where I’ll have to perform, 8AM, 10AM and 11:45AM. These days they sneak in another service for extra money from parishioners. Everyone is supposed to give 10 percent of their income before taxes. I pretend to splash money on the plate but it’s slight-of-hand, no deposit. Lol. Incredible trick that saves me hundreds. Lol.

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I don’t think that’s the right mindset for a church choir is it? :grinning:

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Oh dear!

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Keep the change vicar! :open_mouth:

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Bad news, I woke up with a sore throat.

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It doesn’t matter, you don’t really sing anyway.

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You are probably opening your mouth too much with your pretend singing.You need some acting lessons. :grinning:

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The director was looking at me funny today. I maintain that it’s better to mouth the words than to sound terrible like some of the dopes surrounding me. I’ve always been clever like this.

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Lets be honest, your not really Choir materail :laughing:

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All good, the director was looking at the fella next to me, he’s terrible! His wife plays the organ so I think he’s locked-in with a spot. Some folks think I’m only there because Aunt Mavis is on drums, nah. Jealous.

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Id like to see and hear this choir , sounds like something from Vicar Of Dibley

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I’m playing the bagpipes this Sunday in church. I just started playing them a few years ago and I’m pretty decent.

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Sounds like you are determined not to sing from the same hymn sheet :icon_wink:

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I asked the director if I could move from
spot # 23 because somebody nearby has terrible B.O. It’s affecting my performance.

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I hope it wasn’t the vicar? :hushed:
Rhetorical question…

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It might have been the Stinking Bishop.

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or the actress, afer too much Bishops Finger.

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I’m now in spot #37. I suspect Stinky is a lady in spot #18. PeeYou!!

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In her defense that gown doesn’t breathe for squat! PeeYou though!!

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Tomorrow we are supposed to clap during our first number. I think you know what I’ll be doing, no clap. My hands will get close but, nothing. Lol.