I Joined The Choir, Again!

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                                                        I said...."I can sing in falsetto"..

I can sing in Falsetto…

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It’s those tight shorts :face_with_hand_over_mouth: …but I’ve always admired your knees.

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OK, but don’t bang on about it :laughing:

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Are shorts really the appropriate attire in which to raise to raise one’s baton? :thinking::open_mouth:

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I’m all set for tomorrow. There are 3 services where I’ll have to perform, 8AM, 10AM and 11:45AM. These days they sneak in another service for extra money from parishioners. Everyone is supposed to give 10 percent of their income before taxes. I pretend to splash money on the plate but it’s slight-of-hand, no deposit. Lol. Incredible trick that saves me hundreds. Lol.

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I don’t think that’s the right mindset for a church choir is it? :grinning:

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Oh dear!

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Keep the change vicar! :open_mouth:

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Bad news, I woke up with a sore throat.

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It doesn’t matter, you don’t really sing anyway.

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You are probably opening your mouth too much with your pretend singing.You need some acting lessons. :grinning:

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The director was looking at me funny today. I maintain that it’s better to mouth the words than to sound terrible like some of the dopes surrounding me. I’ve always been clever like this.