I said...."I can sing in falsetto"..
I can sing in Falsetto…
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It’s those tight shorts 
…but I’ve always admired your knees.
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OK, but don’t bang on about it 
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Are shorts really the appropriate attire in which to raise to raise one’s baton? 
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I’m all set for tomorrow. There are 3 services where I’ll have to perform, 8AM, 10AM and 11:45AM. These days they sneak in another service for extra money from parishioners. Everyone is supposed to give 10 percent of their income before taxes. I pretend to splash money on the plate but it’s slight-of-hand, no deposit. Lol. Incredible trick that saves me hundreds. Lol.
I don’t think that’s the right mindset for a church choir is it? 
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Bad news, I woke up with a sore throat.
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It doesn’t matter, you don’t really sing anyway.
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You are probably opening your mouth too much with your pretend singing.You need some acting lessons.
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The director was looking at me funny today. I maintain that it’s better to mouth the words than to sound terrible like some of the dopes surrounding me. I’ve always been clever like this.
Lets be honest, your not really Choir materail
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All good, the director was looking at the fella next to me, he’s terrible! His wife plays the organ so I think he’s locked-in with a spot. Some folks think I’m only there because Aunt Mavis is on drums, nah. Jealous.
Id like to see and hear this choir , sounds like something from Vicar Of Dibley
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