All l did was go to a garage… l was there for 3 hours until they told me…
I bet you can’t guess why l have no car!
It’s one of those… you couldn’t make it up!!
“You reek of gin so You aint gettin’ Your car back Lady until You sober up”
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May, that would be funny if l drank spirits, l haven’t had them for years! 
Keep guessing. I went there at 1pm, they said it wouldn’t be long. Three hours later and about 5 people who were in the waiting room had gone. It was just me left with dead legs from sitting so long!!
You forgot to give them your master wheel nut.
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I think l was the only nut in the building!
Try again!
My thinking cap is on Artangel.
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The mechanic dismantled it, went home early, but not in today because of the train strike.
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You’ll need it!
‘Fraid not, d00d
They brought me home in a Warrior pick up truck and put the heated seats on for me… l hate heated seats!!
It`s been written off and a courtesy car will be available soon.
OOOh they have lost your keys.
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I bet heated seats normally guarantee a successful pick up for garage proprietors.
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What made you take your car to a garage?
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No not written off at all! It’s a good car and has only done 34,000 miles.
It had passed the MOT the day before and there was an advisory re. one worn tyre which l asked them to put a new one on yesterday.
I had mentioned something else…that when l left the garage after the MOT there was a creaking sound when l turned the steering wheel. It hadn’t been there before.
The manager said, they would check it.
Realspeed, I have mentioned why, above
Is it the CV joint ?.
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The creaking was to do with a bearing in the ?joint but it’s not anything serious.
I had the other one, on the other side done a few months ago.
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There was a dead body in the trunk (boot), and they’re trying to determine how it got there? 
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OMG!..She’s gone and done it,
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You complained of a creaking sound when you turned the wheel, the technician spent three hours searching and couldn’t find it only for you to realise it was your elbow…….
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The chief mechanic told a lie so he could drive you home and find out where you live?!!
He’s still there now eating a well-deserved brunch!!! 
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