Simply to tell you all that finally there is a matchmaking site for lonely Cattle.
Tudder is a dating app for Cows that has a much greater success rate that it’s human equivalent, Tinder.
United Kingdom farming startup, Hectare Agritech, has created Tudder that helps farmers find breeding matches by viewing pictures of cattle with details of their age, location and owner.
Good moos for some
I added a Pic
very cute
Pull the udder one
What a load of Bull.
Too late for the puns , summers nearly gone, soon it will be friesian
well I am here to flirt and date so show us ya bonafides!! - and no bloody cheatin - we ain’t got much time left!!
Some of the cows will be milking it.
They don’t share their udder things with just anyone, ya know!
Not if they pulled the short straw from the AI man
OK then I’ll stop flirtin if I can have a date?? or if ya wanna start flirtin I can put me datin on hold??
Any self-respecting bull will soon have the Gal away
Moo-chas Grassi-ass for all the jokes - it’s been a-moo-sing - but yer all milking it now
True,it’s been good chewing the cud though.
Don’t be Pat ronising
So difficult not to carry on the jokes. Seriously though, it does seem a good idea for farmers to be able to match cows to bulls for suitable breeding.
Some Cows are full of Bull, always been that way
animals just seem to get right straight into it - the heavy stuff that is whilst we huemons sometimes take a long while and the other loses interest?