1= find a woman who loves you
2= find a woman who can cook
3= find a woman who makes you happy
4= find a woman who is good in bed
5= don’t let them find out about each other
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Norty, now which one do I want to be? 
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This is a trick question.
There’s no way to make a man happy.
You just have to make him THINK he’s happy.
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It’s easy drop me at a vintage car dealership or electronics store and I’m happy as a clam, for a while. 
BTW it’s snowing like a mad man here.
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You are making a good case for me…
“For a while”…
Temps will be -25 below wind chill here tonight, and then we get your foot of snow Monday! Geesh…
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Well want to really make me happy give me my photography gear and no one else for miles and I am truly content. 
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It’s an ancient conspiracy.
They already know about each other and have plotted how to keep men ‘satisfied’ in order to maintain control. All operated on a roster system, each woman filling the above role for a variety of men because, after all, we can multitask and men can’t.
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But how do you make him “Grumpy”, or “Doc”, or…Snow White?
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If it doesn’t all fall out, they’ll turn grey or ‘snow white’ all on their own
Why is it then that women can’t have sex and a headache at the same time?
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Because if they get rid of men, they get rid of the headache…
Why would you want to?
So that you could demonstrate your power?
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How delicious!