How about this one?
Come a little bit closer - Jay and the Americans
In a little café
Just the other side of the border
She was a-sitting there a-givin’ me
Looks that made my mouth water
So I started walking her way
She belonged to bad man, José
So, he knows this woman is taken, she “belongs” to José - a bad man.
He knew that to get involved there would be much trouble
But he was weak. All she had to say was
"Come a little bit closer
You’re my kind of man
So big and so strong
I’m all alone
And the night is so long."
Playing on his ego, knowing that man is weak when titillated by an alluring woman.
So we started to dance
In my arms, she felt so inviting
And I just couldn’t resist
Just one little kiss, so exciting
Exactly the same as Gene Pitney, couldn’t resist…
But this guy is saved from what? A beating? Death?
He heard the guitar player say
“Vamoos, José’s on his way!”
Oh poop, I know I should run but the alluring siren sang once again…
"Come a little bit closer
You’re my kind of man
So big and so strong
I’m all alone
And the night is so long"
I think the lady enjoyed a little dangerous excitement.
The music stopped
the customers were the ones to vamoos, the café was empty
Then José entered saying
“Man, you know you’re in trouble plenty”
What did the pseudo wannabe lover do?
He dropped his drink and jumped out the window
And as he rode away he heard her say to José, yeah
Come a little bit closer
You’re my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I’m all alone
And the night is so long
What is it with men, can they only think with their ******s?