Housebound due to unforseen circumstances

[Harbal]

@OldGreyFox

Before or after church Harbal…?

Usually before, but once during. I’ve not been back since.

[Aerolor]

Harbal you are incorrigible

[OldGreyFox]

@Harbal

Usually before, but once during. I’ve not been back since.

[Dextrous63]

@Harbal

Usually before, but once during. I’ve not been back since.

Reminds me of the joke from Porridge.

[AnnieS]

@Harbal

I’ve been stuck inside for most of the day. I intended to nip out to the shop at about 9 O’clock this morning, but just as I was about to leave, I had an incredibly strong feeling that there was something horrible at the other side of the door, so I didn’t dare open it to go out.

It was almost 6 0’clock before I plucked up the courage to go back to the door. I very gingerly opened it and, to my great relief, whatever had been there had gone. It was only as I was putting on my shoes that I realised I couldn’t remember what I needed from the shop, so I ended up not going out at all. I’m thinking of complaining to the council.
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Was it your bin collection day?

[Harbal]

@AnnieS

Was it your bin collection day?

Actually, it was.

[Minx]

@Harbal

Actually, it was.

I missed bin collection day as well Harbal - irritated about that!

[Bruce]

@Harbal

I’ve been stuck inside for most of the day. I intended to nip out to the shop at about 9 O’clock this morning, but just as I was about to leave, I had an incredibly strong feeling that there was something horrible at the other side of the door, so I didn’t dare open it to go out.

It was almost 6 0’clock before I plucked up the courage to go back to the door. I very gingerly opened it and, to my great relief, whatever had been there had gone. It was only as I was putting on my shoes that I realised I couldn’t remember what I needed from the shop, so I ended up not going out at all. I’m thinking of complaining to the council.
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Welcome to my world!

[Minx]

THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME

[DianneWoollie]

Hope you didn’t meet Pauline in there…she will never forgive you Harbie…
or maybe it should be addressed to Harpbal

[Harbal]

@DianneWoollie

Hope you didn’t meet Pauline in there…she will never forgive you Harbie…

It makes no difference what I do any more, the point at which Pauline will never forgive me is long past.

[Dextrous63]

@Harbal

It makes no difference what I do any more, the point at which Pauline will never forgive me is long past.

[DianneWoollie]

I would wonder what the Vicar thought of you interrupting his sermon…Or maybe he joined in.,

[DianneWoollie]

What is your actually trying to Burn, Dexo?

[Dextrous63]

@DianneWoollie

What is your actually trying to Burn, Dexo?

Take it you’ve never watched Skyfall?

[DianneWoollie]

that sounds like a Bond Film?
my husband said yes, but then he says yes to everything…

[Dextrous63]

@DianneWoollie

that sounds like a Bond Film?

Correct

[DianneWoollie]

Means absolutely nothing to me…I have watched some past Bond Films but find it hard to sit through anything on TV
…nothing new though…was ok with Peyton Place and Twin Peeks…

[Harbal]

@DianneWoollie

I would wonder what the Vicar thought of you interrupting his sermon

He would never have known had the sexbot not cried out: “oh God!”, which it is programmed to do when I press a button on the back of its head. It’s my own fault; I should have turned the volume down beforehand.

[Minx]

@Harbal

It makes no difference what I do any more, the point at which Pauline will never forgive me is long past.

There’s always hope Harbal