You have to be joking I’ve never been so insulted in my life 
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A night of passion reminds me of the song from the Sound of Music
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some folks pay good money for that 
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You must have been Morty…
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How did you know?
If you’re on an over fifties forum it means that you have been around for a long time Morty, and just about everything happens to everybody at some point in their life.
Or is that just me? 
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That was a worthy effort to cover your sorry backside, foxy😜
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…I’m sure some of Us Old-timers have been insulted at least once on this Forum or The old OFF…I recall being told by a banned Member that I was as rough as a Badgers arse, 
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I’ve been told I look like a bosted bag of spanners … that was a young swain trying to tempt me into licentiousness.