It must just be those who live in the Highlands stay young and beautiful…just like those swimming in the pool…and They all look alike too,…magic 
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I think I’ll avoid explaining why they all look alike in the Highlands 
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I reckon it’s called ageing elegantly … I aiming for the same look but can’t get the eyebrows right.
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Practise on your hairy armpits.
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Why do you think I lie in bed with my arms raised coquettishly above my head?
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I thought that the scent from your armpits was a moth repellent and you were protecting those old hand-me-down fox fur stoles that you put over your varicose veins at night.
Get a room you two! 
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One certainly has to be careful.
That they’re not buying a “Mile High Ticket”.
Aircraft wings get quite Drafty.
B-Leave-It. 
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I don’t think that’s quite what she meant by “sucked out of that aeroplane window”
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Well Slap my Wrist. Sir.
After De-Tention.
And written the Hundred Lines.
" I Must Not.*********** "
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You have to be joking I’ve never been so insulted in my life 
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A night of passion reminds me of the song from the Sound of Music
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some folks pay good money for that 
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You must have been Morty…
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How did you know?
If you’re on an over fifties forum it means that you have been around for a long time Morty, and just about everything happens to everybody at some point in their life.
Or is that just me? 
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That was a worthy effort to cover your sorry backside, foxy😜
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…I’m sure some of Us Old-timers have been insulted at least once on this Forum or The old OFF…I recall being told by a banned Member that I was as rough as a Badgers arse, 
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I’ve been told I look like a bosted bag of spanners … that was a young swain trying to tempt me into licentiousness.