High heels ban

It has been noticed by experts on shoe wear that the higher the heel the more likely ladies will fall over. So to prevent this manufacturers are no longer allowed to make heel more than half an inch high. This will cut down accidents and save the NHS valuable time with mending broken limbs. Tottering on high heels to look good will no longer happen. Ladies will be able to take longer strides so keeping fitter as a bonus

That’s convenient,They only wear heels to make their bum look good anyway.

Does it work? :high_heel:

I dunno, but a well upholstered lush rump will always do it for me :+1::wink::grin::clap:

Cheque book at the ready Gareth?

I don’t know.I’m not allowed to look.

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