The hugs were identical and you can try and wear me down all you like Pug - but your not getting another one out of me just to get one over on longdog 
Ohhhh…oh,gowahn…pleeeeeeze…just a titchy little hug,jussfer mee,Nan?
If I give you one - you promise no more moaning - right ?
Oh and Longdog gets one too - right ? 
MOI? MOAN???
Nan…if ‘he’ gets one too…then,forget it.
I’ll remain as always,as usual and as expected,un-hugged.
I’d give you one but you are the wrong gender for that so I will shake your hand.
I say! GOOD chap-well done,old boy!
[see? We showed’em just how to do it with dignity,m’dear fellow]