Hi. I just found this site with the help of my best friend Google. 
It looks like a happy place to be so I hope you’ll all let me come in and have a look around and probably stay. 
I’m off to see what’s in all the cupboards now. 
Hellooooo Mazzie 
you are very welcome here!
Have a good look round, join in and make yourself at home
Hi Mazzie - have fun looking round. Oh, if you find any money it’s mine! I can describe it - the coins have a picture of the queen and the paper says £5, £10 or £20
Hope you enjoy it here!
Hello Mazzie, so happy to have you here. So you have a good friend Google as well:-D don’t know what I’d do without it/ they/them.lol
Hi Mazzie I hope you enjoy the forum
Hello mazzie, . . . welcome to the oFFers club.
Hello Mazzie, welcome to the forum
Hi Janette - welcome 
Nice to see we have a friend in common so I’m sure you’ll enjoy it here 
Thanks for the welcomes folks. I’m still finding my way around.
Hello nice to meet you-hope you enjoy the forum
Hiya Maz…
Hi Janette welcome…
Hello Mazzie and welcome to OFF. You will enjoy it here, everyone is very friendly.
Take care.
Hello Mazzie, if you find any sweets they are mine:-D
Hello everyone…I joined back in January…then I lost ya…and now I’ve found ya again. Thought I should say hello as its been a long time since I was around. ;-)
Hello Mazzie, glad you’ve found us again and it’s good to have you back!
Thanks mags…its nice to be back.
Glad you found your way back…
Cheers Dear…