I’m “Bread”…
Looking forward to posting on here with like-minded people 
Good morning Bread, nice to meet you…
Just cut yourself a slice of the action…
Hello Paul welcome…
Good morning Paul matey and welcome.
Welcome from me, a crusty old fellow…
Welcome to the forum Bread. Just roll with it. 
He’ll be able to tell which side your breads buttered Longdogs…
I hope you’ve got plenty of dough for my Christmas present this year Longy…
The side that falls on the floor…
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Hello Bread…and welcome to the OFF…Are You really ‘The Guitar Man’? 
Hello Bread, I like mine Toasted please.
Welcome to our forum we are a friendly bunch on here.
Welcome to the OFF Bread .
Don’t take any notice to the old jokers on here I suppose you have heard them all before.
Just use your loaf you’ll be ok.
Hello Bread a warm welcome to Over50sForum…
Oh Crumbs! 
Not “THE” guitar man, but I do play guitar ha ha
Hello Bread.
Can I have a slice?
Welcome to the forum.
Sweetie the naughty one. X
Hello and welcome Bread, nice to meet you.
Looks like another one has been toasted.
Thank you all for the warm welcome
Nice to see you back Bread.
What are you up to over Christmas? Staying home or going elsewhere?