‘Celebrity’ Mastermind
Q. What is the British equivalent of the Spanish autopista or the German autobahn.
A. Pistachio.
Where do they dig them up?
Some more students on Eggheads tonight…Lambs to the slaughter…Not one win in the head to head…
Yes I saw that. They looked like they had all been to the same hairdressers.
Tipping point.
Q. Michel De Nostredame, the 16th century philosopher, is better known by what one word name?
A. Humpback.
still laughing.
I must start to watch that programme!
Probably because they couldn’t think of Quasimodo 
Even ‘Hunchback’ would have been closer.
There was another soon after but I was laughing so much I didn’t hear it properly. Something like Which Royal house ruled from a certain date and he answered ’ Deutschmark.’
I don’t know his name but his face rings a bell.
Like it Purwell…:-D:-D:-D
Haha I’m creased here!
Credit where credit’s due Rhian…:-D:-D:-D
Where? 
A competitor on the Chase tells Bradley that he follows motor racing in his spare time…
So first question is:- Which British Racing Driver announced his retirement in 2016? Answer…Pass!..What…:shock:
Next question:- What was the profession of the people who invented the liquor ‘Benedictine’ …Answer…Farmers…
Oh For God’s sake…
They keep coming up with them, don’t they?
I reckon that if you apply to take part, they send you a very simple test paper which, if you cannot answer the questions, you are accepted.
It seems that way.
What I find strange is that when contestants have to guess an answer they always seem to choose the most unlikely answer. They quite often say that it’s an educated guess - I think not.
And why do people choose Kevin to go head to head with on Eggheads, very rare he gets beaten…Seems like a waste of petrol driving down…
I suppose they think they can take him out of the final but they rarely do. Kevin is a machine.