SURELY,for a male turkey,the answer to that is ‘Sorry,Dear’’ ???
Tipping Point
Q. What place name in Scotland literally means mouth of the river Ness?
A. Aberdeen.
:-p
Yes-I was watching that episode,Longdogs…I damn-nearly spat espresso over the cat!
I’m just glad that contestant didn’t say LOCH Ness,mate.
Tbh,I was half-expecting it…
Tbh, I was half-thinking it. Luckily, she said her stupid answer before I did.
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Yes-I was watching that episode,Longdogs…I damn-nearly spat espresso over the cat![/QUOTE]
Watch it, Pug, that’s a hanging offence!
OOPS!
ah…er…I was of course,merely jesting,Miss Silver Tabby,ma’am!
[he said,trembling,coz Silver Tabby is SO well-known for her violent ambushes]
15 to 1
Q. On the stock exchange, the FTSE represents how many UK companies?
A. Douwe Egberts
Want to ‘share’ a coffee anyone.
Ok, not heard on a quiz show I admit but it made me laugh anyway.
James Martin was cooking a shin of beef on his Saturday morning programme.
Ronan Keating. ‘So what part of the cow is the shin?’
Surely not for real???
Sadly, yes. 
It’s for real all right. They pick them for their entertainment value!
Tipping Point
Q. Surrounded in a type of jelly, Frogspawn is the young of which amphibious animal?
A. 
…?
They can’t manage even when they tell them the answer!
15 to 1
Q. The Circle of Willis supplies blood to which organ in the human body?
A. Kidneys?
‘No, the answer is the brain. What do you do for a living?’
‘I have just finished my neurology degree’
Beggars belief!
I don’t suppose you know whereabouts that contestant works, do you?
Hopefully, not Manchester.
On The Chase the other night
Q. Name a group of islands in the Pacific ocean
A. Alaska
Made me chuckle 