Heard on a TV quiz yesterday

Did you meet a dodgy looking second-hand car dealer, Boycie.

:lol::lol:

The Chase

Q. The door of 10 Downing Street is what colour?

A. … Red!

:lol::lol:

It would be if Compo ever managed to get in there.

Reminds me of an old joke.

Holmes is painting the door to 221B Baker Street yellow.

Watson: “What on earth are you doing, Homes?”

Holmes: “It’s a lemon entry, my dear Watson.”

:mrgreen::mrgreen:

Tipping point.

Q. Which character, armed with a poisonous umbrella and dressed in a suit …

(Contestant interupts and buzzes) … ‘Mary Poppins’

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

TBF she pressed too early and said the first thing she thought of. :blush: The answer was the penguin.

Some younger contestants do make you feel your age.

Yes, she did see the funny side of it.

Tipping Point

Q. A Spaniard is a person from which European Country?

A. Pass

Good grief!

:lol::lol:

Aww that’s just been plain old lazy…:frowning: Where the hell do they go for their holidays? Cleethorpes!..:009:

More likely to be Twitterland. Foxy. :cry: They don’t call it TWITter for nothing you know. :lol:

:023: :023:

[SIZE=“4”]Ay![/SIZE] I’m on twitter…:-(:-(:frowning:

See. ;-):lol:

just watch the Americans on youtube being asked questions. you just won’t believe it.

You can go off folk you know…:009::044:

I can’t start new threads without several days delay, so I thought it’d be OK to reignite this one.

Has anyone been watching this year’s (2021) Christmas University Challenge? Apart from there not being many recognisable “celebs” on the teams, the real shocker is how much Paxman is slurring his words. The onset of Parkinson’s seems to have been relatively quick.