I like that
I canāt grumble, Iāve had a good life.
If you want more details, ask my wifeā¦
Tough old bird and will last forever!
Something like this stylistically although a tad more up to date.
Planning permission could be an issue.
Iām not bothered - Iāll be dead.
Have you considered the dying process? will that bother you, if time is no longer relative?
Only comedians have died before.
I caught spikes disease!
Be careful Gummy, thatās the sharp edge of the wedgeā¦
Probably too many vaccinesā¦
my friends in India will plant a fruit tree for me
i have asked to be burned, i dont care about the ashes
Of course I will die. The process of dying may be quick or a slow painful death but either way I will just be dead.
Iām not greatly concerned about my headstone - but dammit I havenāt worked out as yet how I will get the electricity & lighting and the Internet connected whilst Iām ā3 feet underā Oh well, maybe by then theyāll offer that as an option with the plot ???
No more techy stuff for me thank you very much!
Iād just need someone reliable to pop round and change the batteries on a regular basis.