we have a memory forrest up on the moors near us where we have walked for so many years, a tree will be planted there with my ashes
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She tried her best…or maybe I’ll do it tomorrow
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“Stop eyeballing me and sling yer Hook”
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Beneath this sod lies another
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I am definitely leaving via the big chimney so no headstone, but I have plenty of grandchildren, so will be remembered for ages as the whacky musician with a wicked sense of humour always up for a laugh 
Wonderful way to be remembered by family and friends for many years. 
Sod off,i`m having a lie in.
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I like that 
I can’t grumble, I’ve had a good life.
If you want more details, ask my wife…
Tough old bird and will last forever!
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Something like this stylistically although a tad more up to date.
Planning permission could be an issue.
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I’m not bothered - I’ll be dead.
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Have you considered the dying process? will that bother you, if time is no longer relative?
Only comedians have died before. 
I caught spikes disease!
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Be careful Gummy, that’s the sharp edge of the wedge…
Probably too many vaccines…
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my friends in India will plant a fruit tree for me
i have asked to be burned, i dont care about the ashes
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Of course I will die. The process of dying may be quick or a slow painful death but either way I will just be dead.
I’m not greatly concerned about my headstone - but dammit I haven’t worked out as yet how I will get the electricity & lighting and the Internet connected whilst I’m “3 feet under” 
Oh well, maybe by then they’ll offer that as an option with the plot ???
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No more techy stuff for me thank you very much!
I’d just need someone reliable to pop round and change the batteries on a regular basis.
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