we have a memory forrest up on the moors near us where we have walked for so many years, a tree will be planted there with my ashes
She tried her best…or maybe I’ll do it tomorrow
“Stop eyeballing me and sling yer Hook”
Beneath this sod lies another
I am definitely leaving via the big chimney so no headstone, but I have plenty of grandchildren, so will be remembered for ages as the whacky musician with a wicked sense of humour always up for a laugh
Wonderful way to be remembered by family and friends for many years.
Sod off,i`m having a lie in.
I like that
I can’t grumble, I’ve had a good life.
If you want more details, ask my wife…
Tough old bird and will last forever!
Something like this stylistically although a tad more up to date.
Planning permission could be an issue.
I’m not bothered - I’ll be dead.
Have you considered the dying process? will that bother you, if time is no longer relative?
Only comedians have died before.
I caught spikes disease!
Be careful Gummy, that’s the sharp edge of the wedge…
Probably too many vaccines…
my friends in India will plant a fruit tree for me
i have asked to be burned, i dont care about the ashes
Of course I will die. The process of dying may be quick or a slow painful death but either way I will just be dead.
I’m not greatly concerned about my headstone - but dammit I haven’t worked out as yet how I will get the electricity & lighting and the Internet connected whilst I’m “3 feet under” Oh well, maybe by then they’ll offer that as an option with the plot ???
No more techy stuff for me thank you very much!
I’d just need someone reliable to pop round and change the batteries on a regular basis.