Many years ago on a message board far far away, I was reading about a rant. I don’t remember what the rant was about but the guy sounded super mad. The rant went on and on. He even linked to an image that he was mad about.
The link was to an image of the cutest kid’s toy. I was so confused. What did this cute toy have to do with a raging rant?
It turned out that he linked the wrong image. He was shopping for a gift for a child and had that linked in his clipboard.
That explanation deflated the whole rant like popping a balloon. I couldn’t stop laughing.
No… a few years back I was arranging to meet a lady in our local shopping area, the County Mall.
My texting skills leave a lot to be desired.
I was just about to confirm when I realised that I’d inadvertently left the letter o out of the word County.