with your jumper inside out?
Have you ever had toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Or even a duster stuck in your back pocket, I’ve done that ,also there was a woman who was walking around Sainsbury’s, with a duster stuck in her back pocket, I did go up to her and let her know this,
I’ve also gone into a supermarket with a fluffy duster stuck in my back pocket,…no one came up to me and told me.
Also labels from clothing sticking out…and those darn long string things in jumpers …that can hang out,
All the time, with labels removed, yer average V neck jumper is more interesting on the inside. Many have another colour around the neck.
I went to the gym once ,with my top inside out, I was absolutely oblivious to it and I thought, why are people looking at me , Boy I must look good today,…went on the treadmill, then Sue the personal trainer came up to me and said, Pauline ,your top is inside out…
And I’ve walked out of the toilets in a night club, with toilet paper stuck to my stiletto heal,
LOL - No, I have things called mirrors! 
I was dancing on the dance floor with toilet paper stuck on my stiletto heel…we didn’t have long length mirrors in those days,
I suppose a few things like that. One recently I did was my wife’s raincoat. Well, they are both dark navy blue. It wasn’t until I realised the zipper was on wrong side by which time I was half way down the road.
Your wife’s raincoat……at least it wasn’t her,” knickers”.
I was wondering why I couldn’t zip my pants yesterday. 
What’s a jumper?
A grasshopper?
That was later…
You dark horse you,
A sweater in your language, Danny 
Actually we refer to those type sweaters as turtle neck. For obvious reasons. 
No don’t wear jumpers, sweaters, turtle necks or any other knitwear.
Have put my boxers on back to front before. Interesting when you need the loo 
