I wish. I have that old song in my head now and it won’t go away, Max Bygraves “Your a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush have we met somewhere before”, the dogs think I’ve gone bananas.
Now you’ve done it - 
I’ll be driving Hubbs mad :!:
Only gotta mention a song ta me and I’m off singing it :-p
…Please note some off topic posts have been removed.
Can I remind people that this is the Introduction section which is used to welcome new members to the forum.
Thank you 
Welcome to the forum Bilbo. 
We may drive Mags to cracking the whip once in a while but it’s a fun place to be. 
Hello and a warm welcome. :
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what ! what ! somebody mention whip ? rrrrrrrrrrrr !
Hello Bilbo what has gone on elsewhere really doesn’t concern us, as long as people stick to our rules they will be fine.
We also have a ‘clean slate’ philosophy, new members arrive here without a past.
So enjoy the company and let Admin worry about any any troublemakers. It’s nice to have you with us :-D.
bye meg…please close my account and delete all my personal details from your database soonest.
Hi Bilbo if you do not wish to be a member just delete the content of your profile .