“Remember, Remember, The 5th Of November…!”
Isn’t it great that all that stuff is confined to History?
We, no longer, have to worry about Bombs being let off, wars with the French, Treason in high places, plotting against, er, well everyone else!
They didn’t have Doctors back then, either!
Hang on, I think I’ve lost the plot.(Pun?)
Surely, we are all better off, fitter, happier?
Fireworks Night is actually Anti-Catholic. I often wonder if something similar with other religions would be allowed to go ahead… 
https://www.traditioninaction.org/History/A_022_GuyFawkes.htm
It’s all Catesby’s fault 
Yes, I heard that Christmas, Lent, Shrove Tuesday, Easter, are a bit religious, as well.
I thought it might be all about making money.
signed,
Ebenezer!
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haha! Very funny 
