Just a few words about me. I will try not to stray into fantasy, I have a habit of doing that! Real name Mike. Live in Kent (UK) and I work in local Government for my sins. I was trained as an Illustrator and whilst drawing is still a passion I ended up joining the Police Service when in my mid 20’s. Retired from the Bill some time ago now and have done all sorts of things since, most of them legal.
I am married for the second time, I don’t like talking about the first time as it brings me out in a rash. I love very loud rock music, and the Cinema. The last film I watched was ‘The Men Who Stare at Goats’ wonderfully mad film.
My alter-ego, well one of them Grimloaf is an incontinent wizard. I find it very difficult being conventional and have no idea what normal is. I am registered flatulent and have a ‘Flatulence Blame Dog’ called Smog. I am not sure he understands what his task is and rather than take the blame for my loud gaseous outbursts he tries to compete with me. A word of advice never share a lift (elevator) with us!:shock:
Hi Mike - nice to meet you.
You are very welcome here; hope you enjoy it. It has a nice balance of the serious and the ridiculous and the caring and the zany.
Thanks for informing us of your, err, special talents and we’d like a pic of poor Smog, the flatulence dog You don’t feel the need for an incontinence cat then?
You don’t feel the need for an incontinence cat then?
a very warm welcome to you, with your sense of humour you’ll fit in just fine here!
Azz!!! :roll: 