Good morning, to Australia, Wales, the Lake District and beyond!
Congrats on the basil @Chilliboot !
Hope everyone is walking into Tuesday with a spring in their step!
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Good morning!
Bright & sunny
Slowly coming to with another cup of coffee
A few errands in town this morning - library; take a donation to a charity shop, bank mini statement
Nothing much for this afternoon
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Exciting morning here, Sue informed me that she had mislaid a garage door key fob for one of the electric roller doors. Easily done but an initial search in the car where she had lost it I could not find it. So out with an LED lamp and moving the electric front drivers set fully forward there it was tucked in a tight corner. The thing is it is black, why not make it in a bright yellow so it can easily be seen beats me. Guess it is typical ot those designers who only think through half a product.
So we are now back to having 2 fobs for each roller door. Because of this and a previous loss by****, not me I have ordered a couple of spares . They only have to be programmed in. I always like to have a backup o hand for most things.
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That deserves two likes Mick
Sat here in the sun watching the world go by while Mrs Fox peruses a charity shop.
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Yep, that clerk is one lucky lucky bugger! I used to have that postcard as a teenager, many a happy ‘moment’ spent imagining his view 
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Morning all!
Busy morning disposing of our garden shed. Then went to Waitrose, bought a duck! back home I cut the breasts off with skin still attached for one meal, Mrs d00d is currently dealing with what’s left over …
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Morning everybody! Half day at work today so already on my way home, what a treat. I see Mick’s already on the sauciness. Shall we do another saucy topic of the day…?
Or just add to this thread 
: https://forum.over50schat.com/t/saucy-stories/108507
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Afternoon all … I’ve got an exciting day booked. Can’t wait.
I’m going to try some new wax strips on my hairy chin …I know, I know, too much information but I could be gone for some time.
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Constipation in the Village this morning.
Last night Jethro started his job as Caller at the Bingo Hall. Halfway through he Guffed.
The Manager wasn’t Happy Chappy and ticked him off.
“Don’t do that again”.
Sorry Guv it must be nerves.
Fair enuff he said.
But don’t hold the Microphone. Near your Derriere. It Distracts. 
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Most distracting, and the punters anticipate the worst.
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But how … nope … I don’t want to know.
Pharmacy sold out of laxatives?
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Hi
A grotty night and morning for me, very slowly improving.
A delivery of 3 more corals has arrived,having to wait for Kinga to arrive to acclimatise them to the tank water
Also arrived a litre of coral food and I have two Amazon Parcels arriving later.
My home automation system for the lights etc has decided to stop working just to cap the day.
Have a good day all.
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Hi Swims … lovely to bump into you again!
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This really made me giggle.
Growing up I always thought men were more interested in ladies’ upper halves, and had zero interest in seeing their, erm…lower halves. Is that the most naive worldview I ever had?
Looking at that image I nearly said something … but it might have being a little too saucy. So I shall refrain and remain demure.
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Oh, go on, Morticia! We won’t tell… 
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But … but … I’ll get into trouble. 
“See, I’m wearing panties! Those are not mine!” “Yes! They’re mine! I’m so glad you found them!”
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You’ve come this far, spill the beans!
(Starts chanting) do it, do it, do it, do it!
Duck carcass with wings & legs went in the pressure cooker. Then bones removed, little pasta thingies and chopped parsley made a soup for the freezer.
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